1. Honor Thy Brother: A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say:
- "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said:
"Ryan, you be Jesus."
;D:>>:))

2.Home Life Sucks : During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and stop me!"
With that he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.

"Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you to try and stop me."

"Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute, I'll go with you."
:roll::))

3.Noodle and Hair: A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup.
- "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin’ for it!" and he storms out...

The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whore house across the street.
He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto.

The waitress bursts in and says:
"You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells.

He lifts his head, turns to her and says:
"Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin’ for it EITHER!!!!!"
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