" 1.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. |-|:)):))

2.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. XX(

3.You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? :P :))

4.When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. :-/

5.Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. :>>

6.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? :|

7.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. |-|

8.For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. 8|

9.Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? :))XX(:))

10.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. B)

11.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. >:(

12.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. >:XX

:)):)):))
Have a nice day :wave:
xx
Kiki