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WHY?Do you know why???

by kiki2u @ 2008-01-31 - 07:15:32

" Why Jokes:
1- Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? :??:

2- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? :roll:

3- Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?:)):)):))

4- Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?|-|

5- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we
are already there? :P

6- Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?XX(

7- Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?XX(:))

8- Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? :|

9- Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? B)

10- Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?:??:

11- If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?:>>

12- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?;)

13- Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?:|

14- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?XX(

15- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?:roll::))

Have fun my dears :wave:
xxx
KK


 
 

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miaguiarmiaguiar pro
2008-01-31 @ 07:47

See www.levity.com/eschaton/why2012.html
Does WHY has anything to do with the 'Why files'?....

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 07:49

Olaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' :))
Ok, gonna watch it..what??? what files???

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 07:55

Sorry Mia, my reply is not connected with this one, ou can read it after this one.. :-/

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 08:10

HA and do you know Mia that TILL NOWADAYS the MAYA Calendar is the MOST EXACTLY one???? I can post about that or give you some links i have about it.Anyway, i don't believe that the world will end on 2012!!! aT ALL!

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 07:53

HA that! Yes, i'm aware of it of course no?
An dyes i posted about it once, long time ago, few while after start my blog..interesting yes but i don't believe it at all, as i'm a scientist so please i want evidences, faxts that will really happen!

jackfrostjackfrost pro
2008-01-31 @ 08:38

why are these so funny..:))

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 08:40

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Jack :)) Oh why oh why????????????????????? :)):)):))

Chyna_DollChyna_Doll [Member]
2008-01-31 @ 09:07

:)) :)) I wonder where you get these from! :)

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 09:28

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA from where i took those i let on your post :)) i'l send you the link by PM so you're not bored and have lots of fun :))

deleted user [Visitor]

2008-01-31 @ 09:14

lol, thats great!! i love them!! xx

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 09:29

Hi Rainbow :)
Thanks, lol i already had good laughs about some :))
xxx
Kiki

ramrali19ramrali19 [Member]
2008-01-31 @ 18:13

I wonder how Kikita could post so many interesting beautiful articles ,jokes and very good pictures?
Your friendly,
Dr.P.M.Rao.ramrali.

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2008-01-31 @ 19:02

Well, i like variety, that's why i enjoy to post about different things, and jokes is a must as a laugh is always so good!
Thank you Rao :)
:wave:
KK

miaguiarmiaguiar pro
2008-01-31 @ 22:13

They ended the calendar on 2012 (the Mayas) because they had no more numbers....

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