" Why Jokes:
1- Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 
2- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? ![]()
3- Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?


4- Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?![]()
5- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we
are already there?
6- Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
7- Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

8- Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? ![]()
9- Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? ![]()
10- Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
11- If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?![]()
12- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?![]()
13- Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?![]()
14- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
15- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?![]()

Have fun my dears ![]()
xxx
KK













2008-01-31 @ 07:47