LOL, I didn't know that a snake really farts! It's TRUE! Check out this and listen well HAHAHAAAAA you'l listen the snake farting LOTS!


xxx
Kiki

OH It's 9h.20 i've been around blogging, but i guess i'm gonna give up, none is chatting or blogging OH! Damn! Yeah silly me, here posting and blogging around, better i go for a walk to the beach and do other stuffs! Chat2you all later, maybe someone appear, funny is that my stats show that i'm having visitors but none chatted! AARRRGH but anyway thanks for visit me Just i'm feeling bored here like this, so chat to you later Hugs2u all,
Have fun w/this cartoon :

Please click on the image, it enlarges

Kiki

WENATCHEE, Wash. (UPI) -- A Michigan couple are happy to be alive after a cow fell from a 200-foot cliff and landed on top of their minivan outside Manson, Wash. Charles Everson Jr., 49, of Westland, Mich., told The Wenatchee (Wash.) World Monday he never saw the incoming animal until it landed squarely on the minivan as he and his wife Linda traveled along Highway 150 last weekend.
-"It was just 'bam' - ( HAHAHA) - you just saw something come down and hit the hood," he said of Sunday's accident. "I'm like,'I don't believe this. I don't believe this. I don't believe this.' "
Chelan County Fire District 5 chief Arnold Baker said the cow, which he estimated at nearly 600 pounds, had been reported missing by a local breeder.
Whatever caused the animal to hurdle off the cliff remains a mystery, but Baker told the World the couple was lucky to escape with only a heavily-damaged vehicle.
"It's funny because it was such a close call," Baker said. "Inches different and the couple in this car would have been killed."
-Copyright 2007 by United Press International
LOL, strange but funny, sorry but this makes me laugh
HA! LOL
Have a GREAT and NICE weekend

Kiki

1)Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. (if it doesn't have any ingredients, how can it be bread?). Moses went up on Mount Cyanide (Sinai) to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.((It's:Canaan), HAHAHAHAHA, crazy answer LOL)

2)"The Bible is full of interesting caricatures (characters). In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis (Genesis), Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?" ...(these are very strange versions of the biblical stories of Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel!) (LOL)... Note: not all the grammatical/spelling errors have been corrected - only brief explanation of why they are funny or strange have been provided."

3)Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock (hemlock). After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline ( HAHAHAHAHAHA bcz after his death, he was dead! LOOOOOOL )

4)In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits (hurled discusses), and threw the java (The javelin!!!).

5)Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. (HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA (This writer may have been thinking that Romans and Romanies were the same people.But neither word appears etymologically connected with "roam"")

6)Julius Caesar extinguished (it's distinguished) himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him (LOL=He was murdered ON the Ides of March) because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus (HAHA=“It is thee [you]”)."

7.Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them (=Well the true answer is:Tyranny should be "tyrant".Even though it would appear that you can't torture someone by playing the violin to them – although the way some people play the violin, it is torture!(LOL true! )..Nero did actually torture people with musical instruments.He was a famously incompetent musician who would hold concerts for hours on end. Declining an invitation, leaving early or criticizing him could result in your death.People were known to feign childbirth or even to fake their own deaths to escape those concerts”.)

8. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak (HAHAAAAAAA It is=burnt at the stake) and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw (LOOOOOL = “canonized” should be “canonised” - Bernard Shaw WROTE a play called Saint Joan. Joan of Arc was CANNONIZED BY POPE Pius X). Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense (LOL, it is="Offense" should be "offence" bcz usually, being hanged once is quite enough! HAHAHAHA .)

9.In midevil (medieval) times most people were alliterate (illiterate). The greatest writer of the futile (middle) ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature (LOL aren't poems and verses literature?).

10.Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote (HAHAAAA IS: Don Quixote). The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained (LOL =but did he regain paradise because his wife died?).
Have FUN my dear friends and visitors, and wish you ALL a great weekend
Hugs2youuuu all,

KK