1)ATTACK DOGS:
A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises. After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage. "He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer. "Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have something better in mind for you." They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage. "Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were referring to earlier." "Well, no," said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you." The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his butt. He did not seem to notice as the men approached. "This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner. The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed. "This dog seems quite tame. He doesn't act at all like an attack dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his butt!" "I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

2)The Delivery:
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

xxx
Have fun
KK

Yes, James did a surprise to me and i'm loving it He posted a poem inspired by me WoHOOO and our talks about cows and dogs pooping and so it calls: " A Short Verse Inspired By Kiki "
If you want to read it as it's so weldone and funny it's in his blog:
- www.thepeasant.blog.co.uk
Or the link directly to the poem is ( if i don't do it wrong ) :
- http://thepeasant.blog.co.uk/2007/09/24/a_short_verse_inspired_by_kiki~3030882#comments

It really worths we read it because is really weldone
Congratulations my dear friend James, i love this surprise really
So, now lets enjoy also sunshining Lisbon's pics as it's sunshining too in UK


Wish you all a very nice and sunny afternoon, and to you James THANK YOU VERY MUCH bcz what a surprise eh? Hope still sunshines there; I really enjoyed it, and i hope you continue to write poetry as you do it so well
xxxx
KK
PS: you can enlarge the pics if you click on it

HAHAHAHAHA i managed put it back in red, bcz last night i was so already that while trying put a link on my blog i dunno what i did that when back my page it was ALL Black and White
HOOORAAAYYYYYYYY It's RED AGAIN
Love it!
xx
KK

" A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below,
holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
-"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
-"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
-"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
-"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the
blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the
firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
-"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
-"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
-"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

xx
KK

Tibetan Buddhist monk, the Ven. K. C. Ayang Rinpoche, blessing the deer in Kyoto's Nara Park, July 26th, 1985. He only asked once for a photo to be taken, and said "Take a photo now". No one saw the rainbow until the print was made. Rinpoche, on seeing this photograph, said he felt that his prayer blessing of the deer had been answered by the Buddha Amitabha at that very moment the photo was taken, had made contact with the deer, and that the power of His blessing appeared in rainbow form. Rinpoche also said that he prays that "Whoever keeps this photo with strong confidence and devotion will become inseparable from the Buddha Amitabha's mercy and compassion".

Amazing that rainbow at that time!!!!! Makes me wonder a lot...isn't it?

xx
KK
PS: If you click on the image it enlarges

OH i dunno where i clicked I was trying to add a link on my blog and now i have a New Design My blog used to be in Red since i have it and now is like this What i notice is that when i post a video now i have space for it..just the characters and so are all in Black and White
MMMMMMMM what do you think? Do you like it, how it is now?
By morning i'l think better about it as i'm feeling but no yet just because that Nescafe' and that nap i had in the afternoon, tss tss
Anyway i still dunno how to put there the link i want to

KK