It's really great for us women know this, if it's true :
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
Is this true my friends? Because it's great for us to know, lol
And if it's true well maybe i help you, check this out:
So: What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly. Ok, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses:
-Question 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is:
.” I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.” This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Football.
b. Golf.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
BUT:
Perhaps the best response to this question is:-“If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”

-Question 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order:
.“Yes, dear.”
Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, sh**-loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

-Question 3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic:
.“Of course not!” Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I’ve seen fatter.
e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

-Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic:
-“Of course not!” Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I
would spend the insurance money if you died.

-Question 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Lotus and a boat”).
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
.Woman: Would you get married again?
.Man: Definitely not!

.Woman: Why not - don’t you like being married?
.Man: Of course I do.

.Woman: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
.Man: Okay, I’d get married again.

.Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
.Man: (makes audible groan)

.Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
.Man: Where else would we sleep?

.Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
.Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

.Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
.Man: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.
.Woman: - - - silence - - -
.Man: SH*T…

Have a nice day,
xx

KK