1.Coca-cola was originally green
2.It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
3.Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever BUT my dog Elvis is the smartest
4.The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters
5.First novel ever written on a typewriter was "Tom Sawyer"
6.There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of
the year
7.Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR
8.Men can read smaller print than women ; women can hear better
9.City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong
10.State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

Hugs2U all,
KK

"A Failed Poet"

I'd like to write a poem
And one that doesn't rhyme
But it's harder than I realised
I'm failing all the time

I eradicated couplets
All triplets and quatrains
I modified the rhythm
But had to start again!

And then I thought I'd cracked it
And produced non-rhyming verse
But in the end
The thing I'd penned
Was infinitely worse

So I've come to the conclusion
I'm a rhyming man ( woman lol ) at heart
So I'm going to write a limerick
And see if I can be more successful

Copyright; Eric Welburn