1.THREE CATS
Three female cats were bragging about their kittens. The first cat said, "My kittens are part Persian. Their father was a pure Persian cat." The third cat said nothing. The second cat said, "Well, that is nothing. My kittens are part Siamese. Their father was a pure bread Siamese." The third cat still said nothing. Then the first two cats asked her, "What are your kittens?" She replied, "Oh, I don't know. I had my head stuck in the tuna can at the time."
2.WELFARE
Q: When you apply for welfare in Mexico, what does the government give you?
A: A map of the United States.
3.FACIAL HAIR
A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she'd kill me!" "Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Oh, really, I can't," he replies. "My wife loves this beard!" The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night, James crawls into bed with his wife while she's sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon."
Have FUN and a very nice day,

KK

"The Instant Message Stalker":
A pest Imed me today,
He emailed me too,
He asked if I were single,
and asked, how do you do?

He asked all kinds of questions,
wanted all the details,
of my very private life,
demanded that I tell,

I politely said no,
refused all his requests,
I told him very sternly,
Stop this, don't be a pest,

His Im kept on poppin up,
he asked if I were wed,
by then I was quite annoyed,
by all the things he'd said,

I asked him which part of NO,
he didn't understand,
I told him I was 85,
and wore 6 wedding bands,

but all my husbands now were gone,
and I had all their money,
you want to know about,
their accidents now, honey?

I told him I fart when I walk,
the hair's gone from my head,
I keep my teeth in a jar,
at night I wet the bed,

Sometimes I wander nekkid,
till somebody brings me home,
you wanna get together,
so I won't be all alone?

Suddenly the Im's stopped
so I wrote him an IM,
a little sign then popped up
that said he was offline,

I giggled and I guffawed,
I chuckled and I laughed,
I doubt it seriously,
if my stalker will come back"

- by Elizabeth Lindberg

LOOOL this funny poem really let me laughing
Have fun and a nice day,

KK

I couldn't believe it when i heard, and saw,the news about Cutty Sark on fire and all burned,few time ago It was a beautiful ship, it's part of World History and i visited it once while in London spending some holidays...and bcz that tragedy i'm happy when i remember and i say that i visited it like it was:

I do hope they manage rebuilt it, but it's a pity what happened,and i still can't understand how a ship with such value was without vigilance!

Inside it was a museum with things related with Cutty Sark and it's History, but i couldn't photograph nothing indoors at the time. Fortunatly, seems most were being restored and so saved!
Have a nice day

KK