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Just 2 jokes :))
by kiki2u @ 2007-05-31 - 10:20:17

Blonde's Skydiving:
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
:DD:>>:)):crazy:|-|:))
Submarine Humour:
-QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts."
-NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water."
-EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water."
-CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."
XX(;D:))
Have fun :D
:wave:
KK

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deleted user [Visitor]

2007-05-31 @ 12:39

Not sure I understand the second joke but made me laugh anyway. Have a great day.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:05

Me too, but i also don't get it, that one :)) LOOOOOOOOOOL

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
http://yogini.blog.ca
2007-05-31 @ 14:10

:)) Nice way to start the day KK.

Have a great one! :wave:

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:04

Thanks dear AlmaTammy but i and Pip, we don't get the submarine one :))
Hope all ok w/u
Im going out now w/mum, is here, but soon i return :yes:
Have a grrrrrrreat day :D
xxx
kk

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safrizsafriz [Member]
http://www.conspiror.blog.co.uk
2007-05-31 @ 21:56

aha,hope the blond did not win the race.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:08

The brunnette did..me? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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seesoniahereseesoniahere [Member]
http://seesoniahere.blog.co.uk
2007-06-01 @ 19:19

I would laugh twice if someone xplained the second one to me. :))

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:10

Oh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL seems lots of us are not understanding the second joke :))
No worries, soon i'l post more :)) now im back in town as my pc is ok again :D
Thanks, you're always welcome,
Have a great day,
:wave:
KK

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
http://yogini.blog.ca
2007-06-04 @ 01:18

Hope you had an excellent weekend girly! It was VERY hot here.... +35 and over. Today its back to normal though; raining and cooled off a lot.

:wave:

Happy Monday (when you get this)!

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:11

35+???You're melting there girly!

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Teri_RTeri_R pro
2007-06-04 @ 23:21

Hi Kiki

Passing by to send u hugs
xxx

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:07

Hi dear Teri:)
Hope all fine w/you
Is all ok w/me, thank you very much T.
My laptop yes have been giving me troubles but now is all ok and working well :D
I'm going out now to do some shoppings, fresh bread and so and then willr return to blog-around and chattings cz missing you all!
Lots Hugs2you T.
Hope all ok with your family too,
:wave:
xxxx
KK

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angelinthedarkangelinthedark [Member]
http://angelinthedark.blog.cok.uk
2007-06-06 @ 21:07

hilarious.... hill LAAAR ee us

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:10

:)) HAHAHAHAHA THANKS :))

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
http://yogini.blog.ca
2007-06-11 @ 15:18

Morning KK! Maybe if I yell loudly enough you'll hear me :)) I hope things are going well for you and we see you back here soon!

BTW...whenever Juan drops you back off again you two are so gonna get it..you forgot to come and get me again :))

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-06-13 @ 08:13

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL here i am again, back in town, so sorry..but aaah i have been too annoyed indeed! my laptop had another trouble bcz was all time w/out shutdown and can't, must have a rest, a siesta, can't work hard, lol, if so, it crashes, and it did :(
LOL now all ok :yes:
Lots hugssssssssssssssssssssss

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
http://yogini.blog.ca
2007-06-14 @ 02:29

KK!

WOW funny you showed up here today. There's lots of things going on....my baby brother (my one and only brother) was hit by a gangster who stoled an SUV...the police were chasing him and the guy hit the car my brother was driving! My brother is home and OK but very sore. It was so scary. We came very close to loosing him. It was aweful! We made plans to go there Friday and give him a big hug and with any luck, I'll ask him to dance :)) Even if he can only hop on one leg! :)) So :yes: Lots of crashes in Canada too....just not the computer kind!

PS. I missed you!

PPS. How's our Star?

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