Blonde's Skydiving:
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

Submarine Humour:
-QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts."
-NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water."
-EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water."
-CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."

Have fun

KK

" A fascinating new exhibition celebrates the discovery of a mysterious 5,000-year-old carved stone, which was unearthed after a devastating fire on Fylingdales Moor, near Whitby, and remains one of the most exciting examples of rock art ever found in this country.
Fire over Fylingdales: Revelation, Regeneration, Inspiration has been financed by a £47,300 grant from the Heritage Lottery Fund, and is on display at Whitby Museum until the end of September.
The artefact only came to light after a dramatic blaze in 2003 ravaged two and a half square kilometres of Fylingdales moorland and, to the amazement of archaeologists, exposed 2,500 archaeological features.
It is the Neolithic decorated stone that has had archaeologists excited since it first peeked out of the charred heather and, while they do have a few more clues as to its possible significance, the mystery continues.
What archaeologists do now know is that the stone was set into a ring of low boulders within a larger cairn monument and it included a second stone carved with cup marks and linear grooves. There is also some evidence to suggest that the stone may have been broken from a larger block of fine-grained sandstone.
As part of the interpretation and conservation work, the stone was examined, photographed and laser-scanned before it was put back in the ground to be left in situ to maintain the archaeological integrity of the monument.
A life-size replica of the decorated stone created from the laser scans will form the centrepiece of the display, and will be presented with all of the evidence collected to date.
The unique geometric pattern of the stone has been the subject of intense speculation but archaeologists remain unsure what it means.
At one point it was thought that the zigzag design could represent some sort of map, revealing a landscape with mountains and sky. However, archaeologists have now found similarities with art used to decorate graves from the same period.
“There’s been a vast amount of speculation on the significance of the carvings and the meaning behind the monument. The more decorated stone is similar to Neolithic passage grave art found in Ireland and Anglesey, perhaps suggesting a funerary purpose. But no one really knows,” said Neil Redfern, English Heritage North Yorkshire Team Leader.
“The new exhibition is a chance for people to share in the discovery and also celebrate the moor’s remarkable revival.”
The exhibition is illustrated by paintings, photos and stories inspired by the fire and supported by a variety of related activities – including public lectures and an oral history and arts project, in which a local sculptor creates works inspired by the stone.
“The exhibition is part of a wider project to tell the gripping story of the fire and the damage to the ecology, along with how the archaeology has been protected and the moor regenerated,” explained Graham Pickles, co-ordinator for Fire over Fylingdales. “It’s a fascinating and sometimes surprising tale.”
- written by Coldrum

I'm posting this because is interesting and is in UK, this blog's country.
Hope you like to know about it, as you have the exhibition now to see.
Hugs2you all,
:D
KK

A fat belly belly is great with a tattoo, really Brilliant Check it out..but YUCK he should wash it better:


Have a great day,

KK

Yes was rushing this morning that's why i didn't finish the post, but i'm doing it now; so, i'm sorry, and here am i continuing it I'm delighted too with the photos.. i knew she has a holiday's house out of Maputo, Nr. 1 Mozambique's city, but i didn't know it yet because she has been finishing it, the decorations, etc.
Just is by the Ocean, is really so beautiful as you can see in the previous post, is located in a place called " Bilene "; on that post, lets call it the chap.1 is the house with the great garden to be and enjoy whatever plus the swimming-pool
Now, we can enjoy these ones..Oh, btw, i must really visit her as she's always telling me to go there! She works and lives there since lots years ago, only comes twice a year or so, to Lisbon and to London, mainly for shoppings and see the family .. The rest of the days she spends her weekends and holidays at this paradise Lovely isn't it? :
Her gardener, he is too her hosuekeeper Are very nce people, she says, takes care of her house when she's in the city with lots of care The gardens around the house, all made by that man, maybe with some help for sure, he is also carpenter and did a place for animals and birds, so lovely a way they made to the beach and fresh lobsters and so offered by local fishermen YUM YUM
NICEEEEEEEEE

Hugs2U ALL
KK

1.
-About gardening, - they say
2." Gardening "!!?? AH, now i see too, naughty curious cats they are huh??? LOL

3.There's a dog nearby meanwhile:


HAVE FUND
KK

Strange isn't it But funny in some way! Don't you think? Well, at least we can have that house on a tree..that all kids use to dream with .. just this one we don't need to go up Check it out, here the pic.s

SEE? It's a tree!

KK

:D
I must go visit her!

The house for holidays, with the garden and the sea,nearby, beautiful!
I'l post more when arrive home, she sent me yesterday as she's living and working there.

KK
PS:Click on the images to enlarge it.

Aquarius (Jan21-Feb19)
As frustrating as it might be for you, accept the need to follow rules and regulations. There is no point in trying to beat the system as you will only come up against a barrage of bureaucracy! Forget any ideas to persuade others into flouting some rules even if common sense tells you they aren't in any way important. Content yourself instead with having to plod along the path of routine and regulation!

Lets do a revolution then, aquarians

" Ode To The Dandelions (or Why I Shouldn't Cut The Grass)"
The sun shines high: the rain's gone by.
It's Dandelion Day.
From fertile spawn my plush green lawn
Is mottled yellow spray.

The neighbors' round, all cutting down
Their blades and flowers gay -
Now green they've got, a common lot,
While mine's in vast array.

Why should I mow these lovelies low,
Defying Sunshine's ray?
To bring them down the sun might frown,
And turn blue sky to gray.

I'll let their seeds fallow new weeds
And mow another day.
Resplay they should, the neighborhood.
The Dandelions stay.

- by Nancy Ness, Funny Poem
Have Fun and Hugs2U all
KK

This is ultimate public toilet in China. Certainly you have a lot of air inside.

Have you melt your keyboard? DON'T, lol Because..Well, someone did and when melted is like this:


HUGS2U ALL

KK

PS:As usual, click'g on the images, it enlarges

Which one is the most YUMY YUMY

Have fun and a nice week

KK
PS:Click on the image to enlarge it, please.

Look at this cameraman. He just discover a good angle for the footage ... isn't it


Have FUN

KK
PS: Clicking on the image it enlarges

YUCK YUCK cz i'm aracnophobic BUT IT'S FUNNY this oneD I know, i know that sounds i can't believe i'm saying this but it's true,the video is plus a mix of Spooky and Funny he lives that way with his family ...even on food they have it, some are eaten for sure as are of all sizes,hahaha..well, better you watch it bcz it really worths watch it

http://www.dumbr.com/out.php?id=3581

LOL So???? More spiders Or are you enlightened enough It's a world huh?..if you saw till the end you see the way he cares about some..and so
Anyway..please, no way have it at home

Hugs2u ALL
xx
KK

How can it be Check it out and you'l see what i mean, so funny and cutey..can't tell more only watching it you'l see if i'm right or not am i Hmm..better watch it then

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760124/

So? Can't believe it..well, i do because i saw
Have a great week

KK

Two men were commissioned by Pointer Shoes to create a series of dioramas using shoes. The results are fantastic!
So,Don't you know what to do with your shoes It's easy now with this idea Check it out, really GREAT ..BTW, and i'l do this kind of ART on some of mines, then i'l show you, promise :



:D GRRRRRRREAT huh i'm amazed and so curious that i'l do the same on some of mines instead of put them on trash!
Click on the images and it enlarges, you'l see as you can do your shoe art..maybe an exhibition i'l post mines soon
xxx
KK

A university professor went to visit a famous Zen master. While the master quietly served tea, the professor talked about Zen. The master poured the visitor's cup to the brim, and then kept pouring. The professor watched the overflowing cup until he could no longer restrain himself. "It's overfull! No more will go in!" the professor blurted. "You are like this cup," the master replied, "How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup."

- NOW: People's reactions to this story :
1."You cannot learn anything if you already feel that you know."
2."Preconceived ideas and prejudices always prevent us from seeing the truth."
3."You should open your mind before you open your mouth."
4."Some people want to be taught everything in one sitting. It's not possible."
5."This story proves to me that you have to unlearn before you can learn."
6."We shouldn't get too wrapped up in one aspect of life. If we do, we close ourselves off to new experiences."
7."Even though you may be full of knowledge, you should always be open to the fact that there is still more to learn."
8."I bet the master did that just to shut the professor up!"
9."If you want to learn, you have to shut up and LISTEN for a change."
10."We should be open to the views of others, and accept them as their own. Treat each opinion individually, and don't just add it to your own."
11."I would tell this story to anyone who believed something about me that was untrue."
12."I think the master was trying to show him that when you can no longer take it is time to give - and you must sometimes give in order to receive."
13. "Too much of anything is just too much!"
14. "I don't think the professor's reaction indicated that he had a closed mind. It was perfectly normal. Wouldn't you do the same if someone was spilling tea all over the place?" WHO MED WellD i would do worst :

Ok...ME, eh HAHAHA If was me, with a guy..master or not doing that2me i'd spill the tea ALL OVER his head
I'm sure i would feel very well enlightened then

Have Fun
Hugs2U all xxx

KK

Horoscopes for Tue 29, May 2007! Aquarius (Jan21-Feb19)
" Your attention these next few weeks will focus on your career and business affairs. You've always been sociable and articulate but more than ever now you are able to express your ideas in a forceful and dynamic way. That said, it is important to remember others can be equally as passionate about their ideas. Pay attention to your colleagues and you might discover something which will be to your liking."
:D WOW he really guess, usually, my life
..don't know about others Aquarians, if you are one, isn't it true, what he usually says?
Have a nice evening, i arrived only few minutes ago...cooking something to eat and blogging around too so after eat i blogg more letting some comments too.
AAAAAAH, yes, Ozzzy and Gane, i didn't frget you both tagged me, so soon i post it as you tagged me I'l re-read the rules yes, i don't forget it, chat2you soon,
HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
:D
KK

About the Poem: "The author says: This poem was written about a friend of mine who was actually caught by his wife while surfing the late night net. I wrote it for him as a gag."
- " Gettin' Caught "
Karen started yawning
"Hey Scott, it's time for bed"
"You go ahead" he answered
"I'll surf the net instead"

"You sure love that computer"
Concern rose in her voice
"But why would you go surfing?
You have another choice"

"I'll only be a minute
I've got some work to do
But you know I would rather
Just climb in bed with you"

So off to bed went Karen
And all alone to sleep
While Scotty started surfin'
And the surf was getting deep

Much later she awakened
The blankets seemed so hot
She felt the space beside her
And wondered, where was Scott?

"I wonder what he's doing
I'm getting up to see
He's surely out there dozing
I'll tiptoe quietly"

The keyboard it was silent
The screen tho' flickered bright
What was it he was doing
In the middle of the night?

She crept right up behind him
Then peeked around to see
And on the screen before her
As naked as can be

Were two young lovely women
Endowed in every way
One was named Miss April
The other was Miss May

"So Scott, what are you watching? "
The screen went blank just then
"Ah- nothing really honey
Just news from CNN"

"Oh CNN my eyeball
Those girls had nothing on"
He said "Oh yes I saw them
Their clothing was all gone"

"And that fact did concern me
It made me wonder when
They started going topless
On good old CNN"

"Why I'll just call the network
And make a big complaint"
"Don't bother" muttered Karen
"Cause foolin' me you ain't"

"Those girls were Playboy Bunnies
They're different from their peers
Aside from wearing nothing
They had on floppy ears"

"Was that the Playboy website? "
Scott said convincingly
"Those girls are always naked? ?
That's what you're telling me? ? "

She raised her hand for silence
He knew that he was caught
And further explanation
Would only get her hot

He stood there feeling foolish
Uncertain of his fate
But she just whispered to him
"Let's go, it's getting late"

"Just come to bed now Scotty"
But know that in this house
If you surf the Playboy website
You just might lose your mouse"

- by Fred Hobbs

LOL, what a friend huh?
Have FUN and enjoy a great Sunday
xx