1.CONSTITUTION:They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

2.A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." "Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" "Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

3.TEN COMMANDMENTS:The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

4.A Pirates Tragedy:
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,:
- "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
-"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
-"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
-"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
-"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
-"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
-"What about that eye patch?"
-"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."
-You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird crap."
-"It was my first day with the hook."



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1.Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - by ~Jim Davis,"Garfield"D

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1.The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. ~Edward R. Murrow

2.We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new functions and conditions, it uses the same old basic principles over and over again. There is no real difference between the grass and the man who mows it. ~Albert Szent-Györgyi

3.The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him? ~Chuang Tzu

4.You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough. ~William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

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