1.How can I get to heaven?
I asked the children in my Sunday School class,
-"If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
-"No!" the children all answered.
Then I said,
-"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was,
- "No!"
-"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

2."Apprehension"
After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision to the point of near blindness
My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me that everything would be taken care of. I thanked her profusely.
-"Oh, you're welcome," she replied. I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked, ..."And will your grandmother need a rental car?"
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3.

HAHAHAHAHHAA, hope you have FUN too, i have
To enlarge the image click on it, please, and you'l a good laugh too

xxx
KK

:D
I took it last July, when went there during 3 days,before post it today here i only shared it with very few friends..as others pics. too... This is one of lots i have from Ponte de Lima, North of Portugal, some of them you already saw because i posted but ooh i have yet looots to post
..but is a nice pic. isn't it?
Just arriving home, and having my lunch..very late i know, but was a busy day..soon i'm here blogging with you
Chat2u soon, and hope you're having a nice day

xxx
KK
PS: If you click on the image, it enlarges

It's Filipe's birthday cake..he hated the flowers btw ...and about chocolates,we always MUST eat with at least 70% of cacao or isn't real chocolate, and that is what let us fat, bcz is all sugar..so, when eating a chocolate always conffirm if has at least 70% of cacao ok? I heard it from a doc at Oprah show once
Yesssssssssss YUMYYYYYYYYY, is from Filipe's birthday, just the candles are wrong, he isn't 18 years old he did indeed 14 years old, dunno who bought the candles, i didn't ,anyway we are all distracted and no one checked it because our eyes were all staring the cake..and GAWD, have a piece of it, try it, because is soooooo YUMYYYYYYYYYYY!

:p:p:p
YUMYYYYYY YUM YUM isn't it?
Have it all day..well we ate it all in few minutes around here

xx
KK

1.Garfield: Hey, Jon, what's new?
Jon: My life stinks.
Garfield: I said what's NEW?

2.Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want?
Garfield: (dragging in a woman by her legs) How about a woman?

3.Garfield sleeps at the doorway
Jon: (Walks in the door and trips over Garfield, spilling his shopping everywhere) ARRRRGH!
Jon GARFIELD! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LIE NEAR THE DOOR?!
Jon: (Gets up) I'm sick of tripping over you!
Garfield (Walks into the living room) All right! All right!
Jon: (Gets up and puts his shopping back into the bags) Why does this always happen to me?
Jon: (Walks into the living room and trips over Garfield again, spilling his shopping again) ARRRRGH!
Jon: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM?!
Garfield: (Puts paws on head) I can't win.

( This one is so true BUT it happens with me and my dog hahaha )

Have FUN and a GREAT day
Btw, yesterday couldn't return online, because had computer problems, now is all ok. Just i have to go to work soon, but 'm home by lunch
Hugs2U all,

KK