1."If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in." ~Author Unknown
2."I just wish my mouth had a backspace key." ~Author Unknown
3.The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris
4.The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~Author Unknown
5.Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. ~Jeff Pesis
6.Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. ~Author UnknownD

Have fun
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kk

.Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20 ( Well, Aries sign since yesterday has nothing written!! I don't know why, so i'm sorry, but only have the others signs!)

.Taurus Apr 21 - May 20
If you track the ups and downs in your moods, you'll realise that you are moving from a period of optimism and faith to one of practical commonsense. It may therefore be time to start making concrete plans. Try to look as far ahead as you can, and fill in the details later.

.Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
Mercury, planet of the mind, is currently of little help to most people, but is a powerful support for you. You can therefore be sure that your advances will not be rebuffed, and that your romantic wishes will be granted. Look back to the past for the answers to the present.

.Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
There seems little question that you are going through a restless phase, and you may be looking to other people to satisfy your need for variety. However, partners could be looking to you for support – which might make life complicated! In that case, you'll have to know how to react very fast.

.Leo Jul 23 - Aug 23
Astrology is all about choices, and right now you must decide between a course of blatant self-interest and a path of self-sacrifice and service to others. Search out the middle way and don't get too het up. You see, although compromise is not always your strong point, it is necessary.

.Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 22
As the Sun moves towards another encounter with Mars over the coming two weeks, you will approach a break with the past, possibly severing one particular involvement. Act now to shape the future to your needs, and don't imagine than any commitments are irrevocable.

.Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
On the surface you can be so charming, and everything seems to be going so well. But life is never that straightforward, and you must accept that in part you are driven by irritation or resentment about the past. You'll be dealing with such deep questions in about four months’ time, so not long to wait.

.Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
The emphasis is on the lighter side of life, which should come as a relief. You can afford to push dull routine to one side and get on with enjoyable matters. Serious discussions are in the pipeline, though, and as you gradually get a grip on the facts you'll figure out the solution to an emotional question.

.Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
If it's prestige that you want, you must know that you will earn the respect of your peers and colleagues through following a fairly traditional path. Having established your stand you must now consolidate your position, preparing the ground for future growth.

.Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
Beneficial travel stars are continuing. If anything, the current planetary patterns are more helpful for overseas connections and adventurous journeys than those which have dominated your chart so often over recent months. Hopefully, circumstances will permit you to have a break.

.Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
You could hardly hope for better planetary allies than Mercury and Venus if romantic life and entertaining are on the agenda. It seems very likely that the most significant social news could come from abroad - perhaps from a partner you haven't seen for far too long. ( Wow this one is mine, and seems nice if so )

.Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
The accent is so firmly on your social life that anything else will come as an irritating distraction. If at all possible, try to keep professional obligations and family commitments to a minimum. Once financial matters are settled, you'll be able to pursue a romantic dream.

:D Have a great day,

KK