It's so true this! Well, i try not to, but most of women do it,or ALL do it, isn't it? Ah it is... and with shoes? Women are terrific and brilliantD
Ah, you've to click on the image to enlarge it, then have fun ...isn't that true?


kk

"Pope car auction ends without sale" HAHAHA, hardly nowadays i laugh with news, but with this one i have to The Vatican, and even the Pope itself , must be very surprised, because no one bought it HAHAHA, AH finally some news that really let me laughingD
-"SAN FRANCISCO - A 1999 metallic gray Volkswagen Golf believed to once belong to the pope went up for sale on eBay, but the auction ended Saturday without a winner.
For the second time in two years, eBay hosted an auction for a car said to be Pope Benedict XVI's old hatchback. Though bids surpassed $204,000, a reserve price wasn't met.

The car's owner, a Texas-based online casino, GoldenPalace.com, bought the car in 2005 on eBay from a German man. The casino had posted two German automobile registration documents that list "Josef Kardinal Ratzinger" as the vehicle's previous owner.

A spokeswoman for eBay, Catherine Fisher, said she did not know what the seller's minimum price was. A message left with GoldenPalace.com was not immediately returned Saturday evening.

The online auction site said it had verified the car was owned by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger before he ascended to the papacy. The seller said it would give 40 percent of the proceeds of the sale to charity."

HAVE FUN and a nice Sunday's evening
xxx
KK

"A Week At The Gym": ( THIS Isn't me, despite i also spent the week in gym classes, body-building and there're some similarities as it's been a true adventure!!! hahahaha ) :

Dear Diary:
For my 40th birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 25 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
Called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swimwear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!
The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress

-Monday:
Started my day at 6 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me.
She is something of a Greek goddess, with blonde hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile.
Woo hoo!
Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. She took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attributed it to standing next to her in her Lycra outfit. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today.
Very inspiring. Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a fantastic week!!

-Tuesday:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air, and then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel great! It's a whole new life for me.

-Wednesday:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by lying on the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.
Driving was okay as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a Geo in the club parking lot.
Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is very annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?
Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other stuff too.

-Thursday:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes.
Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she wasn't looking, I ran and hid in the men's room. She sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment, put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

-Friday:
I hate that bi*ch Belinda more that any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there were a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.
Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the *&%#@? barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. (Which I am sure you learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magna cum laude from.) The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

-Saturday:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching 11 straight hours of the Weather Channel.

-Sunday:
I'm having the church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank God that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my wife (the bi*ch), will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a vasectomy.

.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, see how's the gym? Also i when started mine about a week ago was finding everything great, gorgeous trainers, etc..now? If i could i'd kick their butt hard bcz my muscles are ALL in pains HAHAHAHAHAHA that's why i love this joke, reminds my adventure, a bit

2."Ex Blonde":A blonde living in New Zealand got tired of all the jokes and insults, so she dyed her hair brown. Life got so good that soon she was showing off how smart she really was.
One day, while driving in the country, she got the urge to show off, so she stopped by a herd of sheep and said to the shepherd,:
-"If I can guess how many sheep there are, can I have one?"
The shepherd said
-"Go ahead."
She studied the herd for a few minutes and said,:
-"431."
The amazed shepherd told her she was right and told her to take one.
After a few moments, the shepherd looked at her and said,:
-"Gimme a chance to win it back."
She agreed.
The shepherd said :
-"You're not really a brunette, you're a blonde!"
The blonde said,:
-"That's right, how did you know?"
The shepherd said, "Oh never mind, just give me back my dog so I can go."

HAVE FUN dear friends, and enjoy a nice Sunday
HUGS2U ALL
KK
PS: OH, I want to post our Fun Horoscope for us all, didn't do it till now because aren't avalable yet , that's the reason so lets have fun w/the jokes meanwhile

when i woke up I was dreaming with it nice huh? Well, i never give a damn to him but strange,as i sleep usually like a ROCK, i woke up suddenly at 9h.15am dreaming with Cristiano Ronaldo and that he was my boyfriend..in dreams ... well at least we were kissing and seems was good ..but then i woke up
So, dunno what's next
Lets have a grrreat Sunday
I've to blog-around i know, but i must do some shoppings soon too bcz is Filipe's birthday today.
Chat2usoon,
Need a cooffee and a shower, and get ready for the day, as already i won a kiss from Cris. Ronaldo Just GRREAT

xxx
:D
KK