"Life's Reflections": 1.Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.D
3. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
4. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
5. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
6. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
7. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. D
8. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
9. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
10. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. ( SSH BUT HAHAHA I AM NOT AMERICAN!D HAHAHA)

"Life's Reflections": 1.Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.D
3. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
4. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
5. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
6. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
7. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. D
8. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
9. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
10. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. ( SSH BUT HAHAHA I AM NOT AMERICAN!D HAHAHA)

:D YUM YUMYY isn't it? AGAIN: YUM YUM even my dog Elvis is here jumping up&down, lol, but are ALL for me ..Oh OK, I share them all w/you my friends,the ones online will be the lucky ones I'm posting 2 plates with the cakes so nobody fights for it .. AH, but i've more yet, i keep them well so nobody know where they are HMMM are here on blog, so be my guest
A Cappuccino as well?
Yes, my tea-time is being very nice at the mo.
EAT them all my dear friends, while i eat mines...bcz now w/this of the body-building i must eat lots now, lol,...then tell me if aren't they goody goodyyyyyyyyyy ones
YUM YUM YUMYYYYYYY

OOOOPPPSSS, and the drinks? Someone share the drinks online, for sure, isn't it?
Lets eat,so after it i come to blog-around once more..well mines i'm sure i eat all Cheers
xxx
kk
PS: LOOOOOL, btw, if you click on the image it enlarges
xxx
kk

1.Gay Bar Blues:A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman:
-"Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says:
- "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
-"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,:
-"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said:
- "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
- "Yeah, my wife..."

2.You Still Know You're a Tech Geek When...
- When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.
- When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.
- When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines.
- When you call "*.*" star-dot-star.
- When you can do hexadecimal arithimatic in your head.
- When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'."
- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that stupid machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

3."I Want to Buy That":A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk:
- "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says:
"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"D
(PS: Please, i've lots blondes as friends, this is only a joke)

HAVE FUN and a nice afternoon
xxx
KK

-.Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20
A sudden change in your stars, towards an alignment which is very much more relaxed and supportive, should come at exactly the right moment to help you begin your life anew. Astrologically, the rest of your life begins here! I can't say fairer than that!

-.Taurus Apr 21 - May 20
You are not regarded as a natural nomad, but one way or another your stars do seem to be rather unsettling. So, although today's planets favour a domesticated life, do what you can to make your home that much more colourful! Keep busy but don't let partners exploit your goodwill.

-.Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
It may come as a surprise to you that the sign of the zodiac responsible for your legendary talkativeness is Leo. That is why your current colourful planets are trying to tell you to get out and meet as many people as you possibly can, as soon as you can.

-.Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
Take as much time and expend as much effort as is necessary to repair a damaged relationship. Even if a personal rupture seems to be for the good, don't imagine for one moment that it is all done and finished with! Whatever happens now could take a new twist in three months' time.

-.Leo Jul 23 - Aug 23
As if by magic, the Moon comes to your rescue, helping you make up your mind. This happens once a month, but this time around the change in your mood could be quite dramatic and, over the few days, you could experience a sudden surge of confidence and optimism

-.Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 22
After a brief social spell you may be ready to spend a little time by yourself. Actually, it will be a good idea to re-charge your emotional batteries ready for what should be a fine start to the coming week. If you're keeping a secret, you may blurt it out tomorrow.

-.Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
One thing you can say about the recent past is that at least your skills in crisis management have been refined and, in some cases, brought to perfection. Now you may relax and enjoy any pleasant social encounters conferred by the Moon in friendly regions of your chart.

-.Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Play to win today. There can be no coming second place, no matter whether your goals are professional, financial or romantic. At the very least you should aim to exceed your own personal best. Some people say that it's more important to compete than come top, but you could still do with some extra applause!

-.Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Today's energetic Moon is just the ingredient required to make the whole world seem a much more compatible place. After today you should begin to feel more comfortable with the direction that life, especially on the personal level, is taking.

-.Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20
The fact that there is so little new taking place in your chart today should come as a relief, for you should be able to begin to digest the many lessons still to be learnt from recent upsets and opportunities. The next two months, by the way, present extraordinarily good opportunities in all areas. Couldn't be better!

-.Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
Listen very carefully indeed to partners' little words of wisdom. They may be critical, but the fact is that you stand in need of truthful comment about what you are doing wrong - as well as praise for what you are doing right. You may even soon have cause to thank a rival! (..to a rival? me? )

-.Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
Turn to favourite interests which you have ignored for too long, or even abandoned. You may have been too bound up with other people's problems recently, and it could be very valuable indeed to focus once more on what is important to you, rather than to what makes sense to them.

Hope you all have a great day i only woke up some minutes ago, so i'm right back soon because i need a coffee BUT lets bright up our blog-land, my blog, and our day with colours with a nice pic. and a nice wish:

XXX
KK
PS:To enlarge the image click on it; and yes i've good jokes to post after drink my coffee because i want to blog-around a while now Hope your horoscope is a nice one