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How's Yr Diet Going?What a Silly question..

by kiki2u @ 2007-03-27 - 09:13:21

..isn't it? So, to help you my friends with that problem here it goes, check it out:
You can reply:" how does it look like is going? :DD
fatb

BUT also: Here ARE some CLEVER little answers for the next time someone asks:!:
1.You know, the older i get, the harder it is to lose weight... My body and fat have become such good friends over the years.

2. I started looking a little too much like Mary Kate Olsen, then i decided the Kirsty Alley look was definitely more me.

3. I must be following my diet a little TOO closely. I keep gaining on it!

4. Inside of me tehre's definitely a thin person struggling to get out... Luckilly it only takes a few doughnuts to calm her down!

5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand... right?

6.Maybe if I fatten up everyone else around me, then i'll look thinner... Here, have a cupcake!

7. I just don't understand it!
How can a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 :?:

8. I drive way too fast to worry about carbs!

9.Who needs a six-pack when you have the whole keg??!

10. My aerobic instructor asked me to bend down and touch my toes. I said: I just don't have that kind of relationship with my feet. How 'bout I just smile and wave?? "

:DD:)):DD See? You can have FUN whenever someone do that question to you :))
Have fun and a great day,
Ciao ;)
xxx
KK


 
 

Woman HAS Crocodiles strapped to body!

by kiki2u @ 2007-03-27 - 07:14:34

"JERUSALEM - A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked "strangely fat," officials said Monday. The woman's shape raised suspicions at the Rafah terminal in southern Gaza, and a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe, according to Maria Telleria, spokeswoman for the European observers who run the crossing.
-"The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange," Telleria said.
The incident, which took place on Thursday, sparked panic at the crossing.
-"The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room, and then women began screaming and panicking when they heard," Telleria said. But when the hysteria died down, she said, "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."
In her defense, the woman said she "was asked" to carry the crocodiles, said Wael Dahab, a spokesman for the Palestinian guards at the crossing.
The reptiles, which had their jaws tied shut with string, were returned to the Egyptian side of the border.
Dhabi said the animals were likely meant for sale to Gaza's small zoo or to private owners. The crocodiles would fetch "good money," even in the impoverished territory, he said.
The woman was not the first to try to smuggle exotic wildlife through the Rafah crossing, Dahab said: Another woman tried to bring in a monkey tied to her chest, and other travelers tried to smuggle in exotic birds and a tiger cub.
The crossing is the only way in and out of Gaza for residents of the crowded coastal strip.
Since Israel pulled out of Gaza in 2005, the crossing has subject to a complex system of control: Egypt and the Palestinians are responsible for the crossing, with European monitors stationed at the terminal and Israeli inspectors watching from a distance over closed-circuit TV.
Israel retains final say over whether the crossing can open, and has kept it closed over 80 percent of the time since an Israeli soldier was captured by Hamas-linked militants in Gaza nine months ago, charging that the crossing is being used to smuggle money and weapons to militants."
- By DIAA HADID, Associated Press Writer
Mon Mar 26, 11:19 AM ET

:roll: :DD This part is the one who really makes me laugh because i imagine the " film " :DD : "The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room.." :))
But now, eh?
THAT is really weird huh? :crazy: news!
Or she is really brave, or was forced to do it, or was desperate for money to buy food for her familly...whatever...:
With their jaws like THAT, EVEN i )-o would also be brave enough |-| to carry them; i could carry about 3 or 4 crocodiles easily and i would make a good money with them i'm sure ;D , wouldn't I?
What an ODD one this :)):)):))
Keep having fun and enjoy your day :D
xx
KK

WAKE UP!Mooooorning :)

by kiki2u @ 2007-03-27 - 06:28:12

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:DD:DD:DD
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:)) :roll: :))
Gave a GREAT day :D
xxx
KK
PS:Click on the image to enlarge it.

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