I'm :yawn: almost :zz: but wanna laugh with some jokes :))
1.GOOD NEWS,BAD NEWS: There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets." 88| :DD B)

2.LAST MINUTE: A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business." ;D :DD :))

3.OLD FAMILY BIBLE: There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady :DD U-( :))

4.COWBOYS
Q: Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
A: Because they think a good ride is eight seconds. 8| |-| :))

5.Redneck Joke: "911 Call":
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
-"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied,
-"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked,
-"Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
-"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up from there?" XX( :)) XX( :))

Sleep well :zz::zz::zz:
Have FUN :DD:DD:DD and have a nice day :D
xxx
KK