Just boot it!!!
Just a thought...hmm maybe not arrrrrrrrrgh!

kk

Yes,  , it's easy to speak chinese! Check it out:
1.Stupid Man = Dum Gai
2.Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
3.See Me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao
4.Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan ?
5.I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni
6.That's not left = Sum Ting Wong
7.Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding ?
8.I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
9.It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim ?
10.I thought you were on a diet = Mun Ching ?
11.This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
12.You are not so bright = Yu So Dum
13.I got this for free = Ai No Pei
14.Please stay a while longer = Wai Go Nao ?
15.Stay out of sight = Lei Lo
16.He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
17.Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu

Easy, isn't it?
Have a nice weekend,
kk

LOL, i just didn't call him idiot..but i called him stupid poor one!.. i said: SIT,
and he did just he did something else more!
kk