1.As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.
2.Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
3.Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
4.Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing.
5.Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
6.Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
7.Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.
8.Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
9.Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
10.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?