by kiki2u
@ 2006-09-30 - 09:45:56
1.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
2.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
3.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
4.Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
5.The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
6.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
7.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
8.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
9.Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
10.On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-Author: Steven Wrigth
