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by kiki2u @ 2006-08-31 - 12:33:01

..yes,already replied to you on PP today, but yet i'm needing improve my mood...as most of you know was in UK spending great days and about to meet some friends this week when suddenly had sad news and rushed on the first flight i got to Lisbon.
So, is all fine just me needing improve my mood, also want go yours blogs say Hi and is very hot here in Lisbon:39+degrees very sunny but very ot yeah! Anyway i love it, hot and sunydays, just need recover from all the stress i'd been under and bcz that yet at home..just not much online, that's why only now returning blogland, today.
So i need a joke, and you must need one too let's have some laughs???
yes?
yesssssssssssssssssss
Hugs2uall
and Thanks for all u'd been by me, u'r all lovely and i'm proud of all you :) that was 1 of the reasons that up-setted me so much had 2return and let your lovely UK, yes is lovely, i really love UK u bet on it!
kiki

- "Only three doors"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
;)
kk


 
 

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[Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 13:28

That's funny!

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-08-31 @ 15:10

:)) LOL, thanks dear Andrew :)
Hugs2you
kiki

sminchinsminchin pro
2006-08-31 @ 14:49

:))

Glad you're back Kiki!

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-08-31 @ 15:20

Thanks dear Smic. had been resting today at home, not going out, but sometimes i come online. Must eat! Mind is stronger but i must eat too, i'm managing it by now :)
Can't go down yes :D and THANKS for saying you're glad having me back as u'r so lovely indeed.
About the joke, ooh i don't have :)) LOL nothing against blondes, indeed i think a kind of it already happened to me too hahahaha as i'm so distracted..well, not only me.. Filipe seems too: when we were all being reviewed to go into the airplane since the check-in at 1 of London's airports :)) at one point we hv to take all even the shoes..i was with sandals was easy...he had tennis as others kids and ROFL he tells me: Kiki i'v only one sock on!! i'ma asahmed to take my shoes off!
OOOOOOOOOOOOH :)) i didn't resist and in front of all i laughed like a mad... well i told him that he really had to take his shoes off! And i keep on so he didn't feel bad and work it out :)) till that stuffs when i pass made a big noise like: BIiiiiiiiipppppppppp all looking to me..OMG, what's up now? my belt! :))
I waited for Filipe who also had been touched as others by police from up to feet and he was without socks indeed, he managed put the only one nearby pc :))
Then i asked: why u only wear 1 sock..he told me was so sleepy..3ham..that he didn't care about it at the time just when that situation happened he went ashamed :))
ROFL so we all are a kind of "blondes" distracted!
See u soon,kiki

sminchinsminchin pro
2006-08-31 @ 15:23

That's funny!

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-08-31 @ 15:25

:)) yes! was a living joke, we really didn't remembered that about cosmetics, lights, shoes, lots funny situations indeed!
Hugs2U
kk

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 15:11

Thank God the window didn't say Exit. Get better soon. Don't worry Elvis will soon lick your Dad back into shape!

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 15:13

Funnily enough just read this true story:

Passengers on a Canadian plane had an unsettling in-flight experience after the pilot found himself locked out of the cockpit after a trip to the toilet.

Instead of slipping back inside, the Air Canada Jazz pilot was seen banging on the door and talking to his first officer on an internal phone.

Crew members were forced to take the door off its hinges to let him back in.

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2006-08-31 @ 15:28

ROFL :)) really? is true??? wow huh?
well once i was in a Jumbo travelling was a kid when an engine started on fire but they managed land at Canarias or so, around that... thank God or something we hve islands :)) as was an intercontinental flight! But that one is awesome! what a pilot ROFL!

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 16:06

Well its a BBC story so it may be true. Strange things happen when you fly. I used to love flying but luckily had no strange stories to tell. Its boring most of the time, as you know, but I even liked the inflight meals. Weird I know! Better than Hospital food, at least over here. Is your Dad allowed a little wine like they do in French hospitals. Red wine is siupposed to be good for the heart, in moderation of course and you have some cracking red wines in Portugal.

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2006-08-31 @ 17:11

i'v lots of scary or funy stories but it never stoped me to fly! No way! I love it, espexcially that SPEEEEEEED when we take off: VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM UP to sky! Love that feeling, that power, seems enters in us or for a while is part of us that powerful speed flying up to the sky wow!
OOH :)) i also shouldn't say this, but well i'm so weird as you haha as i also enjoy their food!Better than Hospital u bet! Oh no red wines, even on the land of one of the Best ones in the world, or some gr8 ones.. but it's true, we must drink a bit everyday, is goo too the heart.. yeah u loved that wine i told u huh? from Portugal ;) is awesome!
kk

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 17:16

I need to get some more, but a bit of red wine is good for you and the Portuguese one I got from Sainsbury's was really lovely. Something for your Dad to look forward to + your lasagne's of course.

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2006-08-31 @ 15:24

AAAAAAH :)) HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT about EXIT didn't came to my mind¬! only you! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
THANKS! HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kiki
Yes, Elvis misses him a LOT!! he really loves him!

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 16:02

Sorry, been asleep. Good to see you laugh again. Life goes on is a cliche but your Dad is alive and will get better and you are young & healthy and full of life. Give it time and rest and all will be well.

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2006-08-31 @ 17:12

Thankx :) yes, i'v been resting, must be!
K

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 17:18

Take your time K. it has been a huge shock for you. I remember when my Dad has his, I was so upset and concerned. Just take it easy, day by day.

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2006-08-31 @ 17:22

That's it, and i'm not being online too, just came today for little times.
Yes, red wine is gr8! But ours white and green whine are awesome too ;)
u must buy more! Just drink with moderation yes :))

deleted user [Visitor]

2006-08-31 @ 17:29

I can only drink a little because of all the tablets I take. Take it easy K. You'll grow stronger again as the shock gradually wears off. Do just what you can, when you can. F. will help and a few walks with Elvis will help clear your head. Your Dad will be back home soon and you may have to tie him to a chair!

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2006-08-31 @ 17:33

Thnkx, hd been a little bit only, now going walk Elvis yes, helps a lot our mind! hugs,
See u later,
Kiki

wensum24wensum24 [Member]
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2006-08-31 @ 17:42

Desejando todo o mais melhor de Wensum encantador a Lisboa delicioso. Você sabe que meu coração é sempre THERE!! sim??
Recuperado apenas da medicina... teve um scare terrível hoje com meu próprio coração.
As medicinas dão-me para ferir-me assim muito. Em todo o caso, desejando a KK todo o muito mais melhor dos desejos!!!
All power, care, thought, warmth, hope, faith, belief, gentility, calm, delight, sun, earth, breeze and shade...all honeyhugkisses2u

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-08-31 @ 17:50

SIM EU SEIIIIIIIIIIII :D
wow was about2go out but is very hot yet to walk with elvis, i'l soon and rest again more. Thankssssss lovelyONE!
U had? OOH!
Espero que estejas melhor! Desejo-te as melhoras, de todo o corac,ao.
Obrigado :)
O mesmo para ti sempre ;)
honeyhugskisses2U2always
kk

Lola-JLola-J [Member]
2006-08-31 @ 21:42

hope all is ok with you kk xx

kiki [Visitor]

2006-09-01 @ 06:24

Bom Dia Lola :)
Sim, tudo calmo.
Obrigado amiga.
Hope all OK with u too.
Hugs2u,
kk xxxxxxxx... weird, i'm as visitor now on my blog!!!

Austin-LanceAustin-Lance [Member]
2006-09-01 @ 12:38

Hiya Kiki :)

Glad to see that your dad's recovering and that you've been resting. Very happy to see you back and carrying on with the jokes and tales etc.

On the subject of blondes and planes (sorry to any blondes reading this):

A blonde is seated in 1st-class on a plane to New York but she's only got a 2nd-class ticket. When the hostess points this out to her and askes her to take a 2nd-class seat, the blonde shouts :
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going 1st-class to New York !"
The hostess calls a security man who tries to get the blonde to go to her 2nd-class seat but the blonde keeps shouting:
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going 1st-class to New York !"
Eventually they call the captain who comes over & whispers something into the blonde's ear. She says: " Oh, I'm so sorry", gets up & goes to her seat in 2nd-class.
The hostess & security guy ask the captain what he said to the blonde, he says ;
" I told her that 1st-class wasn't going to New York."

Hugs and kisses 2u Kiki

Take care xxxxxx

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2006-09-01 @ 19:38

Hi dear AL :)
Thanks for your care, i wish all the BEST to you too and hope also all fine with you... LOLOLOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANKX for these laughs :)) ROFL and ROFL around :)) hahahahaha it's GREAT this joke OOOH hahahahahaha, u'r gr8 with jokes! loved it, thanks :)) and she believed it! hahaha, is brilliant this one! :))
really gr8! Thanks again :))
Yes, is all fine, and resting too, had been at beach today and was gr8 there :)
Now i'm hungry, well beach always let us hungry, because we'r by nature, we rest there, swim a bit, play a kind of tennis and football too,etc.. is always super :)
Hugs and kisses 2U2 and my best wishes of a great weekend to you, so i'm sending some sunydays yet from our summertime around here to you enjoy an awesome weekend :)
Thnkx again :)) loved this joke, is really brilliant! xxxx
kiki

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