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SMALL TOWN COPS

by kiki2u @ 2006-08-07 - 21:46:21

.A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
-"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
-"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
-"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
-"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said:
-"Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
-"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

- :P:)):P:))
;)KK


 
 

The Romance of the Sun and the Moon

by kiki2u @ 2006-08-07 - 13:55:00

.The moon was alone one evening, shining in the midnight sky. Although she was surrounded by myriads of tiny, sparkly stars, she felt as if there was no one to understand her. She eagerly searched the skies for a friend, perhaps a meteor, with whom to discuss the joys and sorrows of her life. But there was nobody.
On the other side of the world, the sun yawned and awoke to shine his light upon the blue-green temples of God. He heard the call to worship, and saw the waves of people bowing and praying. He felt full of good will and charity towards the masses of God's servitors. Perhaps they were not holy, but at least they were faithful.
The moon stayed alone, suspended in the sky with none to touch her. A tiny star whispered to her of a great being, the sun, who brought joy and light to the world. She listened with interest, for it seemed that once, a long time ago, she had seen a being such as this. Beautiful as he was, the sun seemed always just beyond her reach. She would visit the places where he had been, and would always find that he had just left. Those who knew him spoke of his wonder and his glory, and she felt unworthy to be in his presence.
Now the sun was unaware of her yearning, for he was too busy making the crops grow and warming the world. Those who wished his light had only to look upward to heaven and he was there, beaming down upon them.
The moon continued to follow the sun, always coming nearer to him, always hearing that he had just left that portion of the sky, or was just over the next mountain range. Where before there was despair, now she was ever more hopeful, for she knew that she was approaching his presence.
She came closer and closer, until one glorious day came when she stood before him, naked and unafraid. The world looked up and saw only blackness - in the middle of the day. But the moon stood mid-way between the sun and the earth, and all of his glory was for her.
His light blotted out all of her loneliness, all of her pain, all of her past. She stood bathed in wonder before him, and his light filled her soul.
She passed away from him full of light and joy, and though his light was too bright to remember, it was also too powerful to forget. She was dizzy with wonder. As time passed, it seemed that she once had been a being full of light, yet it was so long ago…

-Author: unknown
Such is the soul of man, :yes: It yearns of the glorious light of Truth, which destroys all loneliness and memory. The many lives of man are as many times as the moon see the sun - after each, nothing remains but a vague idea of a beauty one seen. And there is always the longing, and always the return.
- The characters in some of most of these stories i use to post are usually wanderers and seekers searching for the key to unlock the doors of the mind. Behind these doors, lying just beyond the senses, is the golden paradise. Anyway, whatever they look or are wandering or seeking, i try post beautiful ones :)
...especially in nowadays times when at least some of us need and enjoy so much distract our minds :yes: not only from work, but also from what's going on around us or bad events around the world!
So, yes let's keep dancing the Life with all its challenges, and go on living and let live :D
Hugs,
;)KK

DOWN A DEEP HOLE

by kiki2u @ 2006-08-07 - 07:36:41

.Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says:
-"Man, that's a deep hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say:
-"Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
-"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked.
The farmer replies:
-"Yeah, why do you ask?"
The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said:
-"Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block."

- :-/ :oops: What they done! 88|:)) At least had been honest to the farmer! almost! |-|:))
;)KK

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