1.Things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

2.Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3.Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

4.Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

5.Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

6.Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well I can see pretty well I think.

7.Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

8.Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?

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