1.Sniffle incessantly.
2.Practice making fax and modem noises.
3. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
4. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
5. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
7.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
9. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
10.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
11.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
12. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
16. Set alarms for random times.
17.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
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