.A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
-Officer: May I see your driver's license?
-Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
-Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
-Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
-Officer: The car is stolen?
-Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
-Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
-Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
-Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
-Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
-Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
-Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
-Captain: Whose car is this?
-Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.
-Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
-Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
-Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
-Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
-Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
-Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying su***r told you I was speeding, too ...
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hahahaha, can't believe it!