.There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
-The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
-The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
-And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

- :D
Kk

Would you DO this job???

1.Cats in International Falls, Minnesota, are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.
2.If your dog gets your neighbor's dog pregnant in Danbury, Connecticut, you are responsible and must pay for the abortion if the neighbor chooses to have it done.
3.No dog may be tied to a shade tree in Birmingham, Alabama.
4.An ordinance in Belvedere, California, states "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
5.Another misworded ordinance is this one from Arvada, Colorado: "If a stray pet is not claimed within 24 hours, the owner will be destroyed."
6.Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.
7.In Sterling, Colorado, it is unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.
8.In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
9.Cats living in Cresskill, New Jersey, must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
10.A Fountain Inn, South Carolina, law once required horses to wear pants at all times. But carriage horses in Charleston, South Carolina, were required to wear diapers.
11.In Calgary, Canada, a by-law requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
12.In Winona, MS, it is illegal to drive a car on Main Street because it frightens horses.
13.In Wilbur, Washington, it is against the law for a person to "ride an ugly horse" - the fine is $300!
14.If you live in California, you cannot keep your chickens, turkeys, goats, cows, and other farm animals in an apartment.

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KK

.Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful, she had to sleep in cold back alleys where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on. The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy.
A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth. Earth was no better for them than it was the cat.
They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them rollerskates.
One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she was liking heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful. The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow were the meals on wheels.

- HAHAHAHAAAAAAA, what a cat!
KK