1."Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."

2."Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."

3."Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"

4."Doctor did you say he was shot in the woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

5."Could you see him from where you were standing? "
"I could see his head."
"And where was his head?"
"Just above his shoulders."

6."...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
"The victim lived."

7."What happened then?"
"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
"Did he kill you?"
"No."

8."Can you describe the individual?"
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
"Was this a male, or a female?"

-Kk

.This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"
He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."
She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"
He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"
and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

-Kk