BAD DRIVING HABITS

1.Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway with either indicator flashing, but going nowhere.

2.Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway even when the road is almost entirely empty.

3.Picking your nose and believing that no-one can see you.

4.Not realising that there is any other setting for your lights than high beam.

5.Indicating to move into a lane that you're already half way in.

6.falling asleep at the wheel, just in time for the lights to turn green.

7.Sounding your horn one nanosecond after the lights change to green if the car in front hasn't sped off.

8.Sending sprays of wiper wash right over the top of your car and washing the one behind.

9.Overtaking then pulling in front and slowing down.

10.Sharing whatever is on your car stereo with anyone within a mile radius.

- ROFL, SO TRUE this stuff..aaaaah YUCKKKKKKK and that one about we looking to the other by us and the guy picking his nose, etc. yuckkkkkkkkkkkk hahahaha BUT are great yes!
Kiki

." We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success ;
We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do;
And probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery."

- Samuel Smiles
KK

As waked up SO early cz the Heat-wave , not managing sleep more since around 1.30am...watched a movie,eyes kept like this but, even still like , already don't sleep, and so it's show time for a JOKE:

."USEFUL PHRASES FOR BACKPACKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST"D
• "Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan."
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

• "Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey"
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.

• "Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram"
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

• "Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar"
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.

• "Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban"
The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

• "Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande"
I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.

• "Balli, Balli, Balli"
Whatever you say.D

- Culture Humor is so funny