.• Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

• Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

• Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

• I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

• Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

• An unauthorized execution
Lin Ching

• I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

• He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

• I think you need a facelift
Chin Tu Fat

- HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P
LOved IT! KK

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:
"It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the airplane flies. The theory is that if the windshield can withstand the carcass test impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight.
Apparently, the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, high-speed train they were developing.. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded a chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken not only shattered the windshield, but went through the engineer's seat, broke an instrument panel, and was imbedded in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to review the test to see if everything was done correctly.
The FAA reviewed the data thoroughly and had one recommendation: ''Use a thawed chicken.''

ROFLD
KK, well made me laugh!! After a nasty day with those nasty mails from a certain one i refer bellow...was really neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding a JOKE!

."In early times in Japan, bamboo-and-paper lanterns were used with candles inside. A blind man, visiting a friend one night, was offered a lantern to carry home with him.
-"I do not need a lantern," he said. "Darkness or light is all the same to me."
-"I know you do not need a lantern to find your way," his friend replied, "but if you don't have one, someone else may run into you. So you must take it."
The blind man started off with the lantern and before he had walked very far someone ran squarely into him. "Look out where you are going!" he exclaimed to the stranger. "Can't you see this lantern?"
-"Your candle has burned out, brother," replied the stranger.

KK

." The more you depend on forces outside yourself, The more you ARE dominated by them!."
- Harold Sherman

:DHugs2uALL
KK

YES, I'm very mad at this MOMENT OOOH YES I AM!! YOU NAVIGATOR ONE, chinese whatever u are cz u'r pic. is a fake!NESTOR MOSE, seems ur name? but i'v your details hahahahha ooh yeah! i'll COMPLAIN u to INTERPOL as i have FRIENDS THERE cz as scientist i work WITH THEM, SO IF U DON'T WANT MORE PROBLEMS as im DENY'g YOU EVERYDAY, imagine EVERYDAY AND EVERYDAY U MAIL ME, or ALMOST, some with NAUGHTY STUFFS THAT I DO NOT ALOUD YOU THAT!!!
STOP anonymous MAILS too, especially to my closest FRIENDS and TO ME! I Don't ALOUD THAT TO YOU! SO IF YOU DO NOT STOP..yeah, i already cried this morning, as i had been away u targeted my boyfriend, SO I DO NOT ALOUD THAT TO YOU OR OTHERS! Capicci??? Understood OR I'V to COMPLAIN about YOU NAVIGATOR ONE??? OOOH not to blog.UK!!! WORST!! BUT TO INTERPOL??? SEEMS OK TO U???? AS i work with THEM? WHAT DO U PREFER? u BET, better even DO NOT DARE MAIL ME AGAIN OR COME MY BLOG AS IM SO MAD! WITH YOU..HOW CAN U be ABLE OF SUCH NASTY STUFFS????
GET A LIFE! and u trying that we think you're a KIND of PRIEST, GO AWAY, GO TO HELL if u believe on IT! DO NOT DARE MAIL ME AGAIN AND FILL MY MAILBOX with ur stuffs, U HEAR ME????????????????? AAAAH YEAH U DO!

PS.:Sorry friends, had to do this warning as is being too much and endures since a GOOD while ago, now is too much indeed, and u know his name now, thanks and sorry my friends, but had to post this, as i'v been crying a lot, can't let this stuff enter in my mind like in Decmeber! NO WAY! I'm Strong..:D
Hugs2uallmy friends
kiki