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YES,AMAZING FOTOS OF EXPLOD'G STARS :)

by kiki2u @ 2006-07-12 - 17:50:38

No words, i was breath-taking, just yell'g wowowooow horaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy as u say :)) i yelled in portuguese :)) : yahooooooooooooo LINDO, yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, so :)) we had amazing Fireworks between last Saturday and Sunday, at midnight , lol maybe they'r were guessi'g i'll be out there next afternoon :)) on very North of Portugal, Ponte de Lima, where i'd been work'g and i had this shots, with my little digital camera :D that i want share with ALL YOU :D :
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AT THE SUPERMARKET

by kiki2u @ 2006-07-12 - 09:57:22

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."

- :)):b Smart Lady hahahahahaha, we're always learning hahaha
Hugs2uALL
:>>KK

JOHN THE BAPTIST :))

by kiki2u @ 2006-07-12 - 08:18:12

A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighbourhood, so for public safety, he was committed.

He was put in a room with another crazy, and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"

The other guy looked at him and declared, "I did not!"

- :)):))HAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahahaaaaaaa ROFL :)) really i loved this one! Hugsyou all :)):))

Panda's Joke

by kiki2u @ 2006-07-12 - 08:00:56

A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?"
The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal."
And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and looks up the word 'panda.'
-"What's it say?" asks the bartender.
The patron replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and leaves."

:P :DD
;)KK

A Quote for Today

by kiki2u @ 2006-07-12 - 07:05:30

." Stride forward with a firm, steady step knowing with a deep, certain inner knowing that you will reach every goal you set yourselves, that you will achieve every aim."
-E.Caddy
;)KK


 
 

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