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Quickfire Funnies

by kiki2u @ 2006-07-07 - 05:34:25

As i'm going abroad for about 3 days, i want let you some jokes, stories, quotes ...well,  whatever so you laugh or read something, that you may enjoy or not.. hope you do ... , visiting my blog, and i can laugh too on my arrival reading your comments and replying them .  I wish you have FUN and a great weekend too  :

1.Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell

2.Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!

3.Q: Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
A: In case he got a whole in one!

4.Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

5.Q: What did the little light bulb say to it's Mum?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.

6.Q: What tools do you need in math class?
A: Multi-Pliers
 
 kk