1.Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!

2.Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!

3.Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!

4.Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie!

5.Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!

6.Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!

7.Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob!

8.Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!

9.Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom

 
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