1.Walking on water:
"Three monks decided to practise meditation together. they sat by the side of a lake and closed their eyes in concentration. Then suddenly, the first one stood up and said, "I forgot my mat." He steeped miraculously onto the water in front of him and walked across the lake to their hut on the other side.
When he returned, the second monk stood up and said, "I forgot to put my the other underwear to dry." He too walked calmly across the water and returned the same way. The third monk watched the first two carefully in what he decided must be the test of his own abilities. "Is your learning so superior to mine? I too can match any feat you two can perform," he declared loudly and rushed to the water's edge to walk across it. He promptly fell into the deep water.
Undeterred, the yogi climbed out of the water and tried again, only to sink into the water. Yet again he climbed out and yet again he tried, each time sinking into the water. This went on for some time as the other two monks watched.
After a while, the second monk turned to the first and said, "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"

2.The other side:
"One day a young Buddhist on his journey home, came to the banks of a wide river. Staring hopelessly at the great obstacle in front of him , he pondered for hours on just how to cross such a wide barrier. Just as he was about to give up his pursuit to continue his journey he saw a great teacher on the other side of the river. The young Buddhist yells over to the teacher "Oh wise one , can you tell me how to get to the other side of this river"?
The teacher ponders for a moment looks up and down the river and yells back "My son, you are on the other side".

- As we can see from others stories that i'd already post or others can know too, even more than me as i'm not buddhist, i'v my own ideas, wich let me enjoy the stories i want,( despite been a catholic without pratice it as nobody asked me when i born if i want to be it or not )...well, because they can be a joy and a lesson too as it can touchs us a lot or teachs us to watch life from others points of views. BUT, Buddhists seems have also great sense of humour as we can see on this 2 short stories and others i'll post too when i feel to
:D Hugs2you all,KK

1.When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

2.When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

3.When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

4.When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

5.When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

6.When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

7.When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

8.When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

9.When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

10.When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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Great! hahahahaha KK