by
kiki2u
@ 2006-05-31 - 10:25:21
1.Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
- Cincinnati Enquirer
2.The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson
3.Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy.
- Anonymous drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.
4.Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
5.Usually, terrible things that are done with that excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
- Russell Baker
6.There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams

Kk