Little Help Please!!!

.Good Morning
Here in lisbon/Lisboa we've had been under very high temperatures, as 40+degrees, is not usual at this season! It's usual by July or August, not now!
Anyway it's great if we can go to the beach
Lots of people as are working and not in holidays are feeling bad, as me, and also pets; also fires are already starting , and during the night is such hot that even with windows open we, well i didn't manage sleep all night. I'm awake since around 3h.30h.am! so i decided to work on my laptop and also to come here to blogland, to mine and to blogfriends but i'm mad! Really, because don't know if it is because the heat around here affecting internet or is the cyberspace or whatever i don't manage be on blogland!
Whenever i try comment on a blogfriend well: i go because this is sooooooooooooooooooo SLOW!
Well, better laugh indeed, so i need a joke:

".The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes"
Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally said, "Okay daddy, we understand about drinking already, but you've never talked about to us about sex."

Getting very upset, W. chided the twins: "Young ladies, we do not use that dirty four-letter word in our home!"

- Have a nice day,
KK