1.Flapping flag:
Four monks were meditating in a monastery. All of a sudden the prayer flag on the roof started flapping.
The younger monk came out of his meditation and said: "Flag is flapping"
A more experienced monk said: "Wind is flapping"
A third monk who had been there for more than 20 years said: "Mind is flapping."
The fourth monk who was the eldest said: "Mouths are flapping!"

2.Thanks:
A paratrooper was scared to jump.
His instructor told him, "If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha' and you will be saved."
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, "Buddha oh Buddha," and a hand came out of the sky and saved him.
He said, "Thank God," and he was dropped.

3.Master and Pupil:
Says the Master to his pupil: "Do you understand that you don't really exist?"
Upon which the pupil replies: "Whom are you telling that?"

- Buddhists also have laughs
Kk

1."I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again."
Bill Austin

2."If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
Yogi Berra

3."The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown

4."My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy.
I told him, 'If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.'
He said, 'Alright.... you're ugly too!'"
Rodney Dangerfield

5."The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain."
Ronald Firbank

6."Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
Redd Foxx

7."The less we know, the longer the explanation."
B.G.

8."What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?"
Ursula K. LeGuin

9."Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
Carl Gustav Jung

10."The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit."
Dwight Morrow

11."If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
Ogden Nash

12."I only drink to make other people seem interesting."
George Jean Nathan

13."Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
John Peers

14."The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order."
Brian Pickrell

Some WISE huh ? Others well, you tell me!
KK

- What a funny attitude this cat had to that dog! and the dog'd aloud it
Seems to me the relationship between a certain cat called BOO and a certain dog called Ross
It's amazing! And i always thought they were all the time fighting... seems not!
Kk

1.A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

2.Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

3.The web-site you seek
Cannot be located,
but Countless more exist.

4.Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen, mind, both are blank....

5.You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

6.Program aborting:
Close all you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

7.Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

- HAHAHA a Zen Computer!! This gave me lots of laughs now while wak'g up early and try'g to drink my coffee; enjoy it as much as i did or just for a smile because are great ones, these jokes, Kk
PS: indeed i use to scream when all goes away or crash! HAHAHAHA