.As i use to windsurf, i'd read this joke and still confused so...Can anybody explain to me where the joke lies in??? :

"-I need a drink. Do you want anything?
-No thanks. I don't drink. I'm gonna take windsurfing, though."

i'm laughing but because i'm still confused!!..he doesn't drink
cz goes windsurf???? hahahahahahahaha
Can you explain this joke to me?
Hugs2you,kiki

.One evening as Shichiri Kojun was reciting sutras a thief with a sharp sword entered, demanding either money or his life.

Shichiri told him: "Do not disturb me. You can find the money in that drawer." Then he resumed his recitation.

A little while afterwards he stopped and called: "Don't take it all. I need some to pay taxes with tomorrow."

The intruder gathered up most of the money and started to leave. "Thank a person when you receive a gift," Shichiri added. The man thanked him and made off.

A few days afterwards the fellow was caught and confessed, among others, the offence against Shichiri. When Shichiri was called as a witness he said: "This man is no thief, at least as far as I am concerned. I gave him money and he thanked me for it."

After he had finished his prison term, the man went to Shichiri and became his disciple.

- Enjoy the story while i go work, see you by aftertoon, and a very nice day to all , HUGS , Kiki

Hmmm... we should have doubts whenever something is given to us as: FREE
Anyway, i also love cheese
Hugs,kk