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What every woman wants
by kiki2u @ 2006-04-23 - 11:56:30

.A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

:b :)) :DD :)) :lalala: :> :)) ;)

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2006-04-23 @ 12:01

Great blog, but please explain why the diarheia tag? :))

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 12:06

OH long story or short 1 yeas! :))
well at first i wish all ok with you dear CJ.
Now about swiss chocolates, someone gave me yesterday, i ate a lot..well, all box indeed! and now my tummie is not famous! lol,yes is diarheia in english lololol :)) so i'v been all morning rushing to bathroom all the time :)) so i remembered about a joke of chocolates...hmmm i don't think all women wants that!:))

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sudha_csudha_c [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 12:06

my cmt disappeared! grrrr! I thought i was the first to write here and it went and i saw the above cmt!grrrrrrrrrrrr
Hahahhahaaaa i am a woman who can't resist ice cream! That genie shd turn him in to an ice cream! hhahhaaaaaaaa

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 12:11

Oh bthat happens all the time! that's why Gan. now copy them so she doesn't hv to re-write again cz sometimes indeed we forgot!
OOH CJ? he's LOVELY!
you both ddnt know were writing at same time lololol, u need chocolates hahahahaha
well u know now here in Portugal, YUCKKKKKKKKK we hv an ice-cream shop with sardines flavour, tuna, broccoli, turtles flavours etc?????????? weird huh? i'll don't eat those ice-creams 4sure! just choco's ice-creams or stratiatella or vannila ice-creams others u can keep all them to u Sudha :))

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sudha_csudha_c [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 12:28

Yeah, pip too told me to copy and paste, but i think cmts are spontaneous things, after some time, u feel like writing in another way! what comes instantly is the best thing, as for me. If i hv too much trouble, i will kick the blog,(shut down the pc/laptop) and come back again to another post, i am fiery too,grrrrrrr, lol i tagged u go see and find, no swiss chocolates for u though if u find it, only ice creams :))
YUCK! you want to give me the yucky flavours?grrrrrrrrrr, i want strawberry,vanilla,no spinach/tomatoes/turtles(!!!H will come here for turtles)/broccoli for me - i would have fought with u, but u are not here, :)) anyway ICE CREAM -VANILLA/STRAWBERRY for me, no yucky turtles (Pip says turtles have parasites and they foul the water, i told what they do in water, yuck) but as H wanted a turtle earlier (now after showing pip's link, he says he will not get it)let us give him a turltes flavour ice cream hahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahhahahaaaa

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sudha_csudha_c [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 12:39

fiery fairy

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 13:18

wow...im very very fieryyyyyyyyyy :>

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 13:17

lol, i talk about sardines flavour too!!!lololololollollol..going wash dishes,kk

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sudha_csudha_c [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 14:42

Pilchards!how they makethem ice creams??? anyway going out to buy samarth's shoes -my r eye is swollen,since 2 days - shd go doc 2morow,see u later ,bye

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:20

what??? ooh sounds painful! wish all the best and good recovery for you! and lots of ice-creams :))

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2006-04-23 @ 15:05

There is an ice-cream shop in New York that sells ice-creams especially for dogs - called 'frosty paws'! Personally I like cappachino ice-creams.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:21

u also love dogs ice-creams??? OH PIP that's a good one, :))

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2006-04-23 @ 19:25

In my house I have to compete with the dog, the cat and Louise. At least this way Ross gets his own ice-cream. I want my own too - 'ice toes'!

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:28

wow lol ice-toes? is cold there??? i saw u in UK with 17+ today!

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2006-04-23 @ 19:32

Not cold, but very overcast and dull. Doesn't feel like 17D, but is not cold. I should have called it 'Frosty toes'. How come I buy the ice-creams but never get to eat them - an important question. I wonder if Buddha has the answer ?

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:45

lololol n i wonder if Buddha knew ice-creams, did he?

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2006-04-23 @ 19:47

Enlightenment through vanilla ice-cream - an interesting thought. Sudha would go for it, I'm sure.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:55

ROFL :)) i called her today here on my blog: Buddha Suddha and Suddha Buddha :)) :D is now her new nickname LOLOLOL
Going check that 4you,kk

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 23:28

VAnilla is great, now enlight us??? lololol that's why u all are up to vannila!

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2006-04-24 @ 23:34

Welcome back K.
The road to heaven is made of ice-cream, well known fact. Eat your way to salvation.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 10:34

salvation??? aaah :)) i don't believe that! we must hv th salvation here, while alive, so keep smile and dancing, is the best way 2hv salvATION :D

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2006-04-25 @ 10:39

And eat lots of ice-cream.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 10:45

just some ice-cream...now i want my coffee lololol, and i prefer chocolates :D
ooh i noticed now there's more talk under this, must check..also that mail u ask!!!weird, cz some are delayed, im opening it, i'll reply them...bring a box of chocolates :))

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2006-04-25 @ 16:14

Nearly every pm I sent you on the 20th - 21st has bounced. Hope iy all works okay now. Virtual chocolates on the way.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 16:19

is strange indeed, i must check it carefully, im just finish clean my kitchen so i come blog with you; hope so, cz as u saw some were from day 20 and 21!!!yes, ooh today i replied u some already, but i ddnt check all yet..soon i tell, just washing kitchen floor, is quick,hugs,kk..i'll b.back soon, mine or urs

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2006-04-25 @ 16:24

Housework K., did you see MoonDancers post this morning that a lot of women prefer housework to sex. I'm back in now, staying in till tomorrow afternoon when Louise is taking me to the dentist (urgh!) and then shopping. Haven't seen Ross today, but Louise says he is about the same.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 17:13

OH Ross must be missing YOU!!!
what? women prefer housework than sex? hmmm, which kind of women? :)) well im refering sex with love not just sex!that's nothing! now sex with love it's all when u really love someone 4sure..my housework well someone hv to do it, lol, i don't hv servants!

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2006-04-25 @ 17:41

Actually Ross is probably having a great time, out with Louise every day, chicken treats. Why did the chicken cross the road ? To not get eaten by Ross! I'll see him tomorrow.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 17:56

Yes, he loves Louise too a lot but he must miss u but wow i bet he's hvg great time, hahahahhaa that's a good one indeed the chicken crossed the road running away from Ross :))

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2006-04-25 @ 18:05

He misses me going shopping. He may be nearly deaf and blind but he recognises the rustle of a shopping bag and he struggles to his feet - something for me Dad ?

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 18:12

AAAAAH really? hahaha cz Elvis is mad when we arrive from shoppings as asking if something for him :)) hahahaha sniffing all shopping bags..he already manage walk?great!

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2006-04-25 @ 18:18

Elvis knows you have d o u g h n u t s - and wants his share. Ross sleeps a lot now, but still enjoys his walk. Strangely his sense of smell has been the last to go. He can smell a cooked chicken at several miles!

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 18:33

OOH dogs are amazing with smell, they smell very well, elvis always knows what we hv for him and in which bag!
Anyway has been very brave and is good for him walk too, must be a madness for him not hear or see, well but he knows he smells the chicken hahaha, great Ross!

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 23:25

lol, i prefer to express myself instantanely (?) so i never done that indeed. But sometimes is such gggrrrrrr that i remind do that but i keep not doing, lol.

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2006-04-23 @ 14:06

LOL! What would I wish for? Hmmm...probably some sunshine! It's pouring rain here today. Talk to you later KK :wave:

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:26

i went out this afternoon, so i missed u all here in our usual party oooh!
You wish some sunshine? OK, yesterday was rainning and sunny...was weird but warm..today is great! But i need visit u2 cz ooh so much replies i'v there to let you, cz i enjoy a lot reply to u2 :))
So, here it goes: LOTS OF SUNNY and WARM days to you, in Canada'...ketchuped?u must catch them ALL! :wave: Hugs2u,:D Smile and Dance,kk

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 14:34

I think I've got mustard instead of ketchuped :wave:

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 23:32

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh :)) :)) :))
mustard is g8btoo,hmmm yeah but i pefer b ketchupdEd :)) ;)

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 14:18

Only with my grilled cheese sandwiches KK...hmmm..now I'm hungry!

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 15:59

LOLOLOLOLOL i love cheese sandwiches but grilled?? how's that? must try it and with ketchup??!! :)) LOLOL now i'm the hungry one too hahahahahaha, see u soon,kk

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 17:07

Ok...I'm sure you've had it B4. Fry the cheese sandwich in the frying pan, add some ketchup dip and eat! HHHHMMMM...ah, now I'm hungry agaiN!

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-25 @ 17:16

:)) LOL now you'r the hungry one hahahahaha; well done like that i never ate but i'll try do that cz i love cheese, all types!now i wonder with ketchup...but i'll ketchupEDED :))
Thanks 4the idea,kk

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2006-04-23 @ 15:09

"The secret of chocolate’s particular appeal lies in the cocoa butter — it melts just below body temperature — which gives it that delicious dissolve-in-the-mouth feeling. Add to that the sudden charge of energy you get from the sugar, the kick of the caffeine and another chemical called phenylethylamine, which acts as a mood enhancer — and you can understand why the Aztecs originally decreed that only nobles, priests and warriors were allowed to eat it.Then it was seen as the cure for all ills."

A lovely versatile food is chocolate. I must have been an Aztec noble in a past life - yum, yum. Hope your tummy is better K.

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 16:58

Yep...that's why the bunny is almost gone! I ate it from the ears down...only 1/8th of an inch left to go...yuuuuummmmmmm

Not feeling well K? You probably ate too much :DD

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:32

OOOH yes dear GAN> i ate too many swiss chocolates yesterday :))
So i spent my morning running to the bathroom,toilet, lolololol...but is all gone!Thanks Gan. :D Let's Dance,kk

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 14:21

You can never eat too much chocolate! You should have eaten it and drank some coke too...that would have fixed it!

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-26 @ 08:44

i know, after that i had drink coke indeed and it must had help to stop,lol, thanks.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:30

Yeah is better, thanks PIP, i took a medicine, rested few minutes and then went out till some moments ago..is a shinny and hot beautiful day here :D

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2006-04-23 @ 19:33

Better be careful though. A little water and cold gruel should do the trick. Defunately no wine or delicious pizzas.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:49

i had " Pataniscas de Bacalhau"=portuguese dry cod, now Pataniscas is great, a typical portg. recipe and very goooooooood! yummy yummie, lololol going eat more now..u'r making me hungry!
LOL, no wine, but red wine goes well with pataniscas.hmmm, sooooo goood! :))
OOH what's cold gruel???

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2006-04-23 @ 19:55

That sounds lovely and very tasty. Cold gruel is a joke really. It's a sort of cold porridge that was fed to orphans in the workhouses here. If you've ever read Charles Dicken's 'Oliver Twist', it's what he asked for more of. There's nothing in it really and its very bland and unappetising.

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-23 @ 19:58

ooh!!! but i love porridge!!
pataniscas if u check the recipe is soooo gooooooood! tasty yessssssss
going now watch carefully my mail, cz i just saw Ed's..going check all ok?b.r.b,kk

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2006-04-24 @ 04:39

I read Oliver Twist, my dad gave a picture story book to me when i was 10 or so.
I had mango juice - yummy..

Eat what ever you want to eat - dont worry abt the consequences - Suddha

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kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 10:21

Great quote from Sudha Budha :D huh?
G/Morning, i'm arriv'g from Hospital with dad, be right back ok? now is all ok,just going hv quick shower, hugs,kiki

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2006-04-24 @ 10:53

"Sudha-sagara-madhyastha (61st): She is in the centre of the Ocean of Nectar. She is the abode of Bliss. It is the Bindusthana of Sri-Chakra also the Dvadasanta, from where nectar is said to flow through all the nerves of the devotee, if he has Her Grace. "

And she makes great coffee!

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2006-04-24 @ 12:41

Hey! You caught that one right. Its where my name comes from!
Hahhahaaa, yes my coffee is good indeed, no grace needed to have it, now 3 coffees here: one without sugar, one for K and i am having mine, and there is still more for any guests likely to visit us here. With biscuits of course, no indian snacks today though.

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2006-04-24 @ 12:46

It's all gone slooooooow! grrrr as maggi would say. I was just saying ti Louise yesterday a pity we can't visit you in India - a country I always wanted to visit. Too late now. But I'll think of you as I drink my cup of nectar in a minute. Get that kid out of the fridge, he'll get frost bite.

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sudha_csudha_c [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 13:07

Well its indeed slow here. I will try to send u a few photos of the various places i keep visiting. Its teh walking egg now on my blog.

Its the 23rd 'sloka' in the 'Lalitha sahasra nanams'. The supreme mother of the universe. I worship her. Reading these thousand names and getting the pronunciation and the accent right is a great breathing exercise. we do it for every occasion, like minutes before a girl goes to get married etc. There is a great energy there.

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2006-04-24 @ 13:13

I worship my supreme mother too, but she keeps telling me to get my hair cut. I looked at the 1000 names of God but it looks very complicated. Just before you got married, I hope the name Squirrel didn't come into it!

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sudha_csudha_c [Member]
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2006-04-24 @ 13:23

Well H's supreme mother took me to task for not sending H and S for a hari cut. They finally went today. To the nearest possible saloon. He is a stupid barber, i warned them, but they went, and H is ok but S looks like some thing has eaten his hair unevenly. hahahhahahahahhahhaaa
Well not for my wedding, the ladies were so busy telling me how good me and H looked that they forgot reciting it! Hahahhaaa, no squirrels there, i assure you, the squirrel is a name given to me by the Lord himself,not any devotee,lol

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2006-04-24 @ 13:53

She who must be obeyed (that could be my mother or Louise) is always keen to see my hair cut and my clothes clean. Poor S. I hope it wasn't one of those pavement barbers. That will slow him down with his dancing, he won't be able to see where he is going. No wonder he wandered into the fridge!
I bet you looked lovely at your wedding. No Squirrel name calling here. Perhaps it his your 'pet' name for you (lol).

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2006-04-24 @ 14:14

Its revolving this thing now,gone very very slow here. Oh S does not know much abt his hair now, so its ok,it was a proper saloon,but the barber is not a great guy, they just had a go a few metres more but the lazy duo went to the nearest possible one, and i knew he would do it to H's hair, but H says that its nice!
Oh you can call me a squirrel, lol, i dont mind if any one calls me that - they are so lovely creatures, i used to have a pet squirrel in my hostel, it used to come down from a tree and sit on my bed to wait, i used to get my breakfast up to my room,and it used to taste it before i got dressed,my room mate said 'yuck' and i did not eat it the first time, but then i saw that it was a clean little one, and i started putting its sharee in a little plate, what a pet i had! It never ate from my plate again. very sensible squirrel,like me.
Oh i looked lovely yes, i have to scan them somehow and send them to my friends here on blogs. Have u observed squirrels eating? Its sooo nice watching them, now here i dont find many though.

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2006-04-24 @ 14:18

Found a connection - at last. Squirrels are a pain over here. Cost me hundreds of pounds when they decided to live in my loft. They tore it apart for nests. Rats with tails we call them. But no reflection on you of course, I'm sure you're very cute eating your nuts!
The good thing with hair, at least it grows back. I go to the same barber but it is quite a drive.

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2006-04-24 @ 14:27

Oh for u squirrels are a pain? Poor u, we dont have them in our lofts,thankfully - they live up high on the trees so we can appreciate them, even i would hate such tailed rats - but squirrels too are holy (what creature is not?here!!). They helped build a bridge for Rama in the Ramayana(it says He blessed them and his fingers left an impression on them foreever!, i doubt the truth of course) Holy squirrels now on K's blog,hahhahaaaaaaaa
Its a small walk but H takes the car, today they had to walk as the car was away for a short time, and he refused to walk that little extra. what a lazy duo !! They will walk in the car perhaps!!

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