."My love was arid, beloved, and you came dancing
Like monsoon rains
And my arid love was flooded, and I went prancing
With bright wings.

My heart is now fertile and soft like a cushion
I have stopped spilling waters prolferating into ocean
I am happy, happy, happier than anyone else.
In wait -
I count the coils in the shells of snails
I count the petals in rose -

You come, kiss me and bathe me in love."

-anonymous

kk

1)What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

2)What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!

3)What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!

4)What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!

5)How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!

6)How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap!

7)What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon because it's lighter!

8)What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
Oldham!

9)at would you call theft in Peking?
A Chinese takeaway!

10)What animal's are on legal documents?
Seals!

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1.What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!

2.What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!

3.How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!

4.Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!

5.Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!

kk

."Was walking down memory lane,
Was walking on the beach,
Throttling the feelings of pain,
Keeping doubts out of reach.

Had a look at the sands of time
The hours when time itself stood still,
Could hear distant bells chime,
And I was walking while I still stood still.

Felt the heat of the sun beating,
Could sense an awe that the past left,
Saw the sheath of life fleeting,
Glimpses of what was there were best. "

-anonymous

kk