1. What's green and red?
A very mad frog.

2.What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!

3.What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!

4.What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.

5.What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!

6.What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!

7.How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Sore.

8.Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.D

9.What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!

10.What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill

11.What is a frogs favourite time?
Leap Year!

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Must be the and almost cz seems i already posted about this Froggies once is the heat around here driving me or the .Anyway, is always great hv some Fun, and to those who didn't read it hv some laughs, and we, the ones who may remember this let's laugh again, joke and What? i'm sleepy so it happens, LOLOL, i just don't delete cz i already have here commens between me and dear Jessica. So i'll let the post,kk

The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and
International Studies report on Global Organized Crime; the author who
introduces the story swears it's true.
.FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.
.Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of
soda.
.Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
.Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
.Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
.Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
.Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
.Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
.Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
.Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front
doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the
back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
.Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
.Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
.Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
.Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
.Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
.Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
.Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
.Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember
to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the
rear? We have the front doors locked.
.Pizza Man: I don't think so.

Click."

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."Take the good until you find something better, and in search for something better do not let the good split away from you or die out. If u disregard it despite its worth, and pursue something better, what you had escapes you; but if you remain attached to what is good, you will always have it if nothing better follows."
by Paracelsus