by kiki2u
@ 2006-04-07 - 11:07:28
1).What did the kamikaze instructor tell his students? "Pay attention i'm only going to do this once" 
2).What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite 
3).Why did the nut stay away from the center of the room??? BECAUSE IT WAS A WALNUT!! 
...What do you call something with chopped up skunk in a helicopter?? A SMELLACOPTER!!WHOOO
4).What did the salad say to the fridge? Shut the door, Im dressing!