.A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he stumbles down a riverbed and bumps into a preacher who is baptizing people. The startled preacher turns around and is overwhelmed by the smell of alcohol. He asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I have not found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls the intoxicated man out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus?" By this time, the preacher is at his wits end, so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, he quickly pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

HOLY LAUGHS in nominis padre, fillis, spiritus sainti, Amen!
THEY don't mind we joke and laugh, THEY have a LOT to do in this world then worry about us! hahahahahaha Holly laughs,kk

That's my Man, what a Gladiator huh? Don't know if u' know his History, he really existed..but well being Russel Crowe, so amazing in this character big WOW..what a man!kk

. I must tell that i'v been watching this movie for the 15th.time i think!The story is great despite some erros but Russel really did his job very well and what a guy huh? i never fedupwatch'g him in this movie, i'll be an old lady and still watch'g this one 4sure! KK