.A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!"

"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher.

"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.

"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."
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1) .1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!

2) .What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

3) .First Roman: We had wild boar for dinner last night.
Second Roman: Wild?
First Roman: Well, he wasn't too pleased about it!

4) .Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

5) .Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!

6)My teacher reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself!D

7)I'm learning ancient history?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times!