.Roman Jokes:

1.Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss

2.Teacher: What is a forum?
Pupil: Two-um plus two-um!

3.Teacher: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
Pupil: With a pair of Caesars!

4.Teacher: Who succeeded the first Emperor of Rome?
Pupil: The second one!

5.Teacher: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
Pupil: He wanted to Mark Antony!

6.Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

7.Teacher: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Pupil: Speaking Latin!

8.Teacher: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Pupil: Toga-ether we can rule the world!D

9.Teacher: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
Pupil: So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

10.Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!

Great Laughs,kk

." Sucess is a journey
Not a destination - Half the Fun is getting there."
by G.Bellin

." Why destroy your present happiness by a distant misery, which may never come at all?
For every substantial grief has twenty shadows and most of the shadows are of your own making."
by Sydney Smith

So, let's SMILE,kk