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Wow, I'm an OLD SOUL ! How many lives i had already?

by kiki2u @ 2006-03-16 - 17:25:28

.I found from 2 certain links some friends gave me, that I'm an OLD SOUL...now i'm very curious about what i'v done in past lives..:roll: if it's true we had past lives!
As already another link told me that in a past live i'v been a monkey :)) here what this one says:
.".In your former life, you were a monkey!
Don't go bananas; in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: With an adorably sweet demeanour and sharp as a pointy knife, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favourite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change, picked pockets and got up to general monkey business. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and spent the money on tapas and monkey nuts. You were one happy, not to mention cheeky, little monkey" :)) LOL&LOL around let's Dance,kk
.NOW being an old Soul instead of a monkey i got this for example:
"THE OLD SOUL"
OLD SOULS live and let live. They seek the route of least
resistance...they're individualistic and usually easy going. They have an inner knowing of the waste of time in pursuing fame and fortune and therefore create the appearance of being "laid back." Old souls are highly competent - even in roles they don't particularly like. They tend to choose work that is pleasant and undemanding, leaving them free to pursue their desired goals easily...unless the job adds to the spiritual search. They may or may not seek higher education... but definitely will seek it if they sense it's needed for their chosen path. Old souls create confidence in animals. And their choice of medical care tends to be alternative and holistic. Old souls are here to teach others their spiritual understandings. Their philosophies and writings are simple and easy to read. Old souls religion is far reaching and has no
label. A grove of trees is a sacred place to them. They seldom cling to dogma and prefer personal spiritual practices. However, old souls are wise enough to be discreet in their religious practices and know how to pass in public undetected. They focus on searching for the spiritual truth and have a finer sense of knowing what is true than any other souls level. Old souls all over the world share the experience of emptiness and a longing for that feeling of home. :) Nice huh?;)Kk


 
 

Monkey Bar :

by kiki2u @ 2006-03-16 - 07:38:00

."A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"

XX(88|U-(:)):))>:XX:)):)):)):)):))kk

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