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LEMON 4 LOVELINESS

by kiki2u @ 2006-02-13 - 22:34:35

Here you have some ideas ;D:
1.Keep them protected:
Before gardening or housework, it's helpful 2insert a little white soap under the nails 2prevent discoloration.
(Hmm,good idea,lol,ddnt knew that!:-/)..Wear gloves all the times if possible,n after aplly Lemon Lotion. This is important cz the skin of yours hands contains fewer oil glands, n therefore dries out more readily.(wow!i'll do that4sure2:idea:)

2.Keep Beauty Aids in Your kitchen:
It is a good idea 2keep a bottle of Lemon Lotion in the kitchen (hahaha,not4bath only;)) as well as in the bathroom (see?:>>). Keep half a lemon in a saucer, cut side down, in your beauty kit, n aplly it 2the hands immediatly after using kitchen soap or cleansing powder. This will neutralize the alkali, remove stains, destroy onion and fish odors. (lol, always learn'g!;D)

3.Keep them Manicured:
Be sure your hands'v a manicure every weak.(hahahahaaha, i think mines never went into it,n every week?:)))Dip a cooton-tipped orange stick into a cup of warm lemonizad water. Your nails will take a better polish when cleaned with lemon juice. Try it. (:yes: goi'g to cz it's easy and free hahahaha)

4.Make them UP:
Don't think make-up stops at ur face )-o; it works miracles 4your hands and arms. Powder them, but always use a powder base 1st.(what's that:roll:?) Just cz you don't see your elbows don't think they escape the eyes of others: so, keep them soft and smooth with Lemon Lotion.;)

5.For your Elbows:
If your elbows'r in very bad condition, scrub them in warm soapy water with a bit of pumice stone. One beauty authority suggests placing the elbows in two halves of cut lemmons for a few minutes each day. (Wow,that's wonferful but ther's a problem by me doing that::??:at same time both?U-( wonder'g cz if at same time both, i don't know if i can let myself so quite, even just some minutes :)))
LETS'S try it,:yes:KK


 
 

Funny Quotes:

by kiki2u @ 2006-02-13 - 17:51:09

1)I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.
I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen

2)The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Brian Pickrell

3)There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa

4)A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler

5)Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung

6)What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Ursula K. LeGuin

7)Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie

8).The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits.
.Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
;):crazy::?:|-|;D

DREAMERS....a dedication 2them:

by kiki2u @ 2006-02-13 - 09:55:58

Dedication to soldiers, so to my DAD too cz while he lived under the Salazar's dictatorship he'd to spend 8 years of his life, during the 60s.decade, on the collonies's hell wars, they send him into: Angola. That, turned him in a very quite and suffer'g person cz he saw and suffered a LOT, but at least he is a MAN cz he didn't ran away from Portugal while others were doing that, and he never gave up! To the Brave ones:

Dreamers

Soldiers are citizens of death's grey land,
Drawing no dividend from time's to-morrows.
In the great hour of destiny they stand,
Each with his feuds, and jealousies, and sorrows.
Soldiers are sworn to action; they must win
Some flaming, fatal climax with their lives.
Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin
They think of firelit homes, clean beds and wives.

I see them in foul dug-outs, gnawed by rats,
And in the ruined trenches, lashed with rain,
Dreaming of things they did with balls and bats,
And mocked by hopeless longing to regain
Bank-holidays, and picture shows, and spats,
And going to the office in the train.

Siegfried Sassoon

1 LAST SMACK:

by kiki2u @ 2006-02-13 - 01:49:24

The Last Rap

Tangen had studied with Sengai since childhood. When he was twenty he wanted to leave his teacher and visit others for comparative study, but Sengai would not permit this. Every time Tangen suggested it, Sengai would give him a rap on the head.

Finally Tangen asked an elder brother to coax permission from Sengai. This the brother did and then reported to Tangen: "It is arranged. I have fixed it for you start your pilgrimage at once."

Tangen went to Sengai to thank him for his permission. The master answered by giving him another rap.

When Tangen related this to his elder brother the other said: "What is the matter? Sengai has no business giving permission and then changing his mind. I will tell him so." And off he went to see the teacher.

"I did not cancel my permission," said Sengai. "I just wished to give him one last smack over the head, for when he returns he will be enlightened and I will not be able to reprimand him again.";)