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Nothing works,hahaha

by kiki2u @ 2006-02-03 - 12:36:46

Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.

She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!" :roll: :))


 
 

Simone de Beauvoir quotes,haha

by kiki2u @ 2006-02-03 - 01:40:16

1.Why one man rather than another? It was odd. You find yourself involved with a fellow for life just because he was the one that you met when you were nineteen.
2.What is an adult? A child blown up by age.
3.To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object.
4.To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
5.That a whole part of the middle class detests me... is utterly normal. I would be troubled if the contrary were true.
6.Since it is the Other within us who is old, it is natural that the revelation of our age should come to us from outside -from others. We do not accept it willingly.
7.Society cares for the individual only so far as he is profitable.
8.In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation.
9.One is not born a genius, one becomes a genius.
10.One is not born a woman, but becomes one.
11.One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation and compassion.
12.Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken.
13.Buying is a profound pleasure.
14.Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay.
15.I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity.
16.I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
17.Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself.
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:yes:She married with Jean Paul Satre till his last days; she had been a french author, a philosopher and a feminist. Well, a great woman for those days ;). And now: |-|:yawn:XX(:zz: Hugsss,kiki