Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." 
A Message
my song is love
love to the loveless shown
and it goes up
you don't have to be alone
your heavy heart
is made of stone
and it's so hard to see you clearly
you don't have to be on your own
you don't have to be on your own
and i'm not gonna take it back
and i'm not gonna say i don't mean that
you're the target that i'm aiming at
and i get that message home
my song is love
my song is love unknown
and i'm on fire for you clearly
you don't have to be alone
you don't have to be on your own
and i'm not gonna take it back
and i'm not gonna say i don't mean that
you're the target that i'm aiming at
and i'm nothing on my own
got to get that message home
and i'm not gonna stand and wait
not gonna leave it until it's much too late
on a platform i'm gonna stand and say
that i'm nothing on my own
and i love you, please come home
my song is love, is love unknown
and i've got to get that message home
Load up on guns and bring your friends,
It's fun to lose and to pretend,
She's over-board and self-assured,
Oh no, I know a dirty word.
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello.
With the lights out,
It's less dangerous,
Here we are now,
Entertain us,
I feel stupid and contagious,
Here we are now,
Entertain us.
An mulatto,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido.
Yeah.
I'm worst at what I do best,
And for this gift I feel blessed,
Our little group has always been,
And always will until the end.
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello.
With the lights out,
It's less dangerous,
Here we are now,
Entertain us,
I feel stupid and contagious,
Here we are now,
Entertain us.
An mulatto,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido.
Yeah.
Bridge
And I forget just why I taste,
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile,
I found it hard, was hard to find,
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello, how low,
Hello, how low, hello.
With the lights out,
It's less dangerous,
Here we are now,
Entertain us,
I feel stupid and contagious,
Here we are now,
Entertain us.
An mulatto,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido.
Yeah, a denial,
A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial.
Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you, tell you I need you
Tell you i set you apart
Tell me your secrets and ask me your questions
Oh let's go back to the start
Running in circles, coming up tails
Heads on a silence apart
Nobody said it was easy, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the start
I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling your puzzles apart
Questions of science, science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
Tell me you love me, come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start
Running in circles, chasing our tails
Coming back as we are
Nobody said it was easy, Oh it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so hard
I'm going back to the start
Ohhhhhh ouuuuu
Ahhhhhh ouuuuu
Ohhhhhh ouuuuu
Ohhhhhh ouuuuu
