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Animal joke. nr.1...lolol

by kiki2u @ 2006-01-16 - 20:24:01

Vampire bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!" :))


 
 

...quotes...

by kiki2u @ 2006-01-16 - 01:38:16

."Regrets can hold you back and can prevent the most wonderful things taking place in your lives." by E.Caddy

."How soon will you realise that the only thing you don't have is the direct experience that there's nothing you need that you don't have?" by K.Keys Jr.

."Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished." by Confucius

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