." We are injured and hurt emotionally - not so much by other people or what they say or don't say - but by our own attitude and our own response." by Maxwell Maltz

." Take heart, truth and happiness will get you in the end. You can't lose in this game. HAVE FUN. It goes on too long to be taken seriously all the time." by J.&L.St.Clair Thomas

." ...as the springs return - regardless of time or man - so is HOPE!
Sometimes but a tiny bud that has to push up through the hard shell of circumstance to reach the light of acomplishment. Do not give up HOPE!" by M.Cole

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the
highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that
tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."